Lars Sullivan Asks Omos How Many Fans’ Asses He’s Been Smelling After Hygiene Advice

Subhojeet Mukherjee 3 min read
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Omos tried to help wrestling fans smell a little better, and Lars Sullivan somehow found a completely different question to ask. After seeing the WWE giant’s rather direct hygiene advice, Sullivan wondered exactly how Omos would know there was a problem in the first place.

The former WWE Superstar took to Twitter and reacted to Omos telling wrestling fans that good hygiene needs to come before expensive fragrances. Instead of debating the advice itself, Sullivan went straight for the joke.

“How many fans asses is he smelling?”

The remark came after Omos’ interview with Unlikely, where he was asked for his best advice on hygiene, fashion and smelling good. Omos didn’t start with cologne or anything expensive. His first recommendation was considerably more basic.

“The first things first, start with washing your ass. The all the other stuff doesn’t work if you you don’t wash your ass and you have proper hygiene.”

Omos was completely serious about the subject and proceeded to give fans essentially an entire hygiene routine. When asked about using a washcloth or loofah, he rejected both in favor of an African net sponge.

“Oh, no. No. No. No. I am an African net sponge kind of guy. Definitely no lofus. No, no, no. You want something abrasive to get the the the dead skin off your body. You you want you want you want to be well cleansed after. Brother, I wash my feet. I wash everything, brother. Nothing like I am showers twice a day, the whole nine yard. The whole like I am I am a stiffler for hygiene.”

Omos’ routine didn’t stop with showering. He recommended a strong deodorant next and mentioned Mitchum as his own choice, while joking that he wasn’t particularly interested in handing the company a free endorsement.

“Second thing is get your ass a freaking de deodorant. 24 hours preferably is called the clinical ones. The last 24 hours.”

“I hate to call them out cuz they didn’t pay me no money and I like money. Uh Mitchum has is a pretty good brand. That’s what I use.”

Lotion comes after that, with Omos recommending enough to actually keep the skin hydrated. Fragrance is the final step rather than something that can cover for everything skipped beforehand.

“Not just lotion. Lotion that copious amounts of lotion that that that coat your skin that has vitamin E in oil in it. So that way your skin stays hydrated.”

“Then last but not least, the fragrance. So all those steps before the fragrance. So don’t don’t jump.”

Omos gave wrestling fans an entire lesson on staying clean. Sullivan apparently heard all of that and was still stuck on one thing: how many asses Omos had to smell before deciding the advice was necessary.

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Subhojeet Mukherjee has covered pro wrestling for over 20 years, delivering trusted news and backstage updates to fans around the world.