Kyle Fields has found another place for fake Bret Hart to complain about Vince McMahon, Shawn Michaels and Goldberg. This time, The Hitman is teaching traffic school, which naturally means Vince’s 2025 car crash somehow made it into the lesson.
Fields uploaded his latest Bret Hart parody to Instagram on September 10, once again impersonating Hart and turning his long-running wrestling grudges into the entire joke. Rather than wandering through a bookstore or Comic Con this time, fake Bret welcomed everyone to “Calgary Traffic School.”
He started by explaining that most people will eventually be involved in an injury collision. Fake Bret, of course, immediately took the opportunity to remind everyone that he never hurt anybody before showing his class an example of how not to drive.
“Alright, sit down. Welcome to Calgary Traffic School. You know, most people in their lives will be involved in an injury collision. Not me, though. I never hurt anybody. Let me show you a video of how not to drive.”
The video then cut to footage of Vince McMahon speeding and crashing in 2025. From there, Fields moved on to road signs, except none of them had much to do with actual traffic. One became another Triple H burial joke, while another gave him an excuse to bring Earl Hebner and the Montreal Screwjob into the lesson.
“Let’s take a look at some signs. This one means Triple H is burying someone up ahead. This one’s Earl Hebner walking away after lying to my face.”
Even a handicapped parking sign wasn’t safe. Fields looked at it and immediately found another name from Hart’s WCW past to throw into the bit.
“This means Eric Bischoff has parked here.”
Then it was Shawn Michaels’ turn. While warning his imaginary students about brake-checking other drivers, fake Bret turned the possibility of getting rear-ended into a shot at Michaels.
“Don’t brake-check anyone. You don’t wanna get rear-ended at 35 mph… unless you’re Shawn Michaels.”
There was really only one person left before traffic school could end: Bill Goldberg. Fields spotted a detour sign and used it to parody Hart’s decades-long criticism of Goldberg over the kick that contributed to the end of his in-ring career.
“This is what happens to your life after you get kicked in the head by Bill Goldberg.”
This is now another entry in Fields’ growing collection of Bret Hart parody videos. He previously took the character to Lexington Comic Con, where wrestling action figures became excuses to roast Ric Flair, Triple H, Vince McMahon, Goldberg, Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan and others. Before that, Fields took fake Bret through Half Price Books in Lexington, Kentucky, where random books and movies somehow kept leading him back to the same collection of grudges.
The location keeps changing, but fake Bret’s enemies apparently don’t. Comic Con gave Fields action figures, the bookstore gave him movie titles, and Calgary Traffic School gave him road signs and Vince McMahon’s car crash. Somehow, they all still lead back to Shawn Michaels and Bill Goldberg.
Which Kyle Fields Bret Hart parody has been the funniest so far, and where should fake Bret show up next? Let us know in the comments.
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