Comedian Kyle Fields is back with another Bret Hart parody, and apparently one round of Vince McMahon, Shawn Michaels and Goldberg jokes wasn’t enough. This time, fake Bret went to Lexington Comic Con, where pretty much every action figure he found became an excuse to bury somebody.
Fields posted the latest video to Instagram under the title “Bret Hart at Lexington Comic Con.” Dressed as The Hitman once again, he started looking through wrestling figures and immediately found a bloody Ric Flair that gave him his first target, conecting his relationship with Triple H.
“Look at that. His face is bloodied from having his head so far up Hunter’s a**hole.”
Vince McMahon was next. Fields spotted a figure of McMahon dressed in his classic black attire from the 1990s and turned that into another shot at the former WWE Chairman.
“Vince dressed all in black after his hero, OJ. He thinks if he goes incognito, they won’t notice him at the gay bar.”
Fields eventually came across a Jack Swagger figure, but even that somehow led right back to Goldberg. Fake Bret blamed Swagger’s speech on getting kicked in the head by the man Hart has spent years criticizing over the kick that contributed to the end of his own career.
“Jack Swagger. He speaks with a lisp because he was kicked in the head by Bill Goldberg.”
The parody didn’t stick entirely to wrestling figures either. When Fields found George Takei, he immediately found a way to drag Shawn Michaels and Vince back into the joke.
“I wonder what a manly guy like him thinks about what Shawn and Vince are doing.”
Brian Knobbs then gave Fields a chance to bring Hulk Hogan into the firing line. Rather than simply commenting on the figure, fake Bret suggested it was missing something if it wanted to be realistic.
“If this were realistic, he would have Hogan’s balls in his mouth.”
Fields saved one of the more ridiculous mix-ups for Darren Young. He pretended the figure was actually John Cena before taking a shot at its hair.
“They got John Cena’s hair all wrong. Put his d*** in an electrical socket.”
This isn’t Fields’ first time turning Bret Hart’s famous grudges into an entire comedy bit. His previous parody took fake Bret through Half Price Books in Lexington, Kentucky, where random movie and television titles somehow kept becoming excuses to go after Vince, Shawn and Goldberg.
That video included everything from Fields claiming a gun was the only way Bret would ever get back into the ring with Goldberg to repeated jokes about Vince and Shawn. The formula hasn’t changed much at Lexington Comic Con, but the list of people getting caught in the crossfire definitely has.
At this point, Fields doesn’t need much material to get fake Bret going. Give him a convention full of wrestling figures and apparently Ric Flair, Triple H, Vince McMahon, Goldberg, Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan and even John Cena can all catch a stray before he reaches the next table.
Which Kyle Fields “Bret Hart” roast at Lexington Comic Con got the biggest laugh out of you? Let us know in the comments.
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