Vince Russo’s The Brand Recap – Keller Plays Pro Wrestler, Fascination Over Tanahashi’s Hair, How Believable is Bryan Vs. Lesnar? More!

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Lane points out that there was a picture of Wrestling Observer’s Dave Meltzer online this past week, showing him acting giddy next to NJPW’s Tanahashi. Russo laughs at the picture and points out that he wouldn’t even get like that if he met Rhianna, who he considers to be the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Sticking with Tanahashi, Satin tweeted a picture of Tanahashi this week as well, mentioning that he missed Tanahashi’s glorious hair. He added that the hair is intoxicating in person. Russo doesn’t even know what to make of that tweet. He says “this is a very very weird dude”, adding that Satin is definitely missing something upstairs.

In a similar tweet, Wrestling Observer’s Bryan Alvarez mentioned that he received a bunch of interview questions for Tanahashi that involved his hair. Russo doesn’t understand the fascination with this guy’s hair, pointing out that it’s a “David Cassidy haircut”.

At another point this week Wade Keller and his crew were talking about who they’d choose to work with Daniel Bryan before John Cena. They mentioned that they’d rather see a bunch of 205 Live guys like Hideo Itami, Cedric Alexander or Mustafa Ali work with Bryan before Cena. Russo thinks that’s insane, noting that Cena is a major star in the business.

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Steve Carrier is the founder of Ringside News and has been reporting on pro wrestling since 1997. His stories have been featured on TMZ, Forbes, Bleacher Report, and more.