Stone Cold Steve Austin can stare down anyone in a wrestling ring, but apparently his cat Pancho is not intimidated.
In footage making the rounds on social media, Austin filmed himself walking around Broken Skull Ranch while trying to round up his cat for bedtime. The WWE Hall of Famer kept calling for Pancho, but the cat acted like he had no idea who Stone Cold even was.
Austin was walking around the ranch when he finally spotted Pancho and tried to get him to come over.
“You’ve come to Broken Skull Ranch. It’s bedtime out here rounding up the cats. There he is. Poncho. Come here, Poncho. Poncho, bedtime. Come here, buddy. Ponchi. Come here, Poncho. You little mother f*cker. Poncho. Ponchi. Poncho.”
That was the whole battle right there. Austin kept calling, Pancho kept doing cat things, and the former WWE Champion sounded like he was slowly losing patience with the one opponent he could not hit with a Stone Cold Stunner.
It was a funny look at Austin away from the wrestling world. Fans are used to seeing him raise hell, chug beers, and drop people in the middle of the ring, but at home on Broken Skull Ranch, he is apparently just another guy trying to get his cat to listen.
Pancho may not have sold a single word Austin said, but that only made the clip better. Stone Cold can still command a crowd, but his cat clearly works his own schedule.
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