Kayla Braxton is apparently done giving grown adults tutorials on how to date her. The former WWE personality just dropped a full cheat sheet for anyone thinking about pursuing her next — and apparently there will be a test.
Braxton took to her Instagram Story and laid out exactly what she wants from a potential partner. Before getting into the details, she made it pretty clear that she has no interest in teaching someone the basics anymore.
“For the next person who decides to pursue me, here’s your cheat sheet. Because I’m officially retired from teaching grownups the basics.”
Right at the top of Braxton’s list is someone capable of keeping up with her personality. She wants the same energy coming back at her, while dishonesty is apparently the quickest possible way to kill whatever feelings she has.
“Biggest turn-on: Someone who can match my energy and throw it right back. Biggest turn-off: Lies. One lie and everything I felt for you is dead. Gone.”
And sweet-talking alone isn’t going to get somebody very far. Braxton made it clear that showing up and actually proving yourself carries a hell of a lot more weight with her than making promises.
“Love language: Show up or shut up. Actions over words. I get attached when: You prove yourself through what you do, not what you say.”
Her flirting style sounds a little more chaotic. Apparently getting roasted by Braxton could actually be a pretty good sign, because she admitted that making fun of somebody and developing feelings for them can happen at exactly the same time.
“Flirting style: Roasting you and falling for you at the same damn time.”
Once Braxton is actually in a relationship, though, she says there’s no half-measure. She described herself as completely committed and fiercely protective of whoever she’s with.
“In a relationship: All in. Protective as hell. I’ll make you feel like the only person on the planet.”
There is also one final requirement that apparently shouldn’t need explaining but made the syllabus anyway: basic table manners.
“Also. Chew with your mouth closed. Really not a complicated syllabus. Please study before applying.”
So anyone planning to shoot their shot with Braxton has officially been given the study guide ahead of time. Match her energy, don’t lie, back up the talk and keep your mouth closed while chewing — apparently failing the course after this point is entirely on the applicant.
Which part of Kayla Braxton’s dating “cheat sheet” do you think would eliminate the most applicants? Let us know what you think in the comments.
