Andre the Giant didn’t just crush Jake “The Snake” Roberts inside the ring—he once trapped him underneath his body and farted on him for nearly 40 seconds. Roberts says the WWE legend found the entire thing hilarious while he was left helpless beneath him.
During an appearance on the KWC Origin Show, Roberts was asked to share some of his favorite stories about working with Andre. He immediately made it clear that Andre enjoyed tormenting him during their matches. Roberts first recalled Andre knocking him down, standing on his hair and then pulling him by the arms. Andre called the painful prank the “giant haircut,” but Roberts wasn’t laughing when handfuls of his hair were being ripped out.
“He used to do some horrible things to me. He would knock me on my ass, and then he would come and put his feet on either side of my head and stand on my hair. Then he’d reach down, grab my arms and pull. It just ripped my hair out. He called it the ‘giant haircut.’ ‘Time for giant haircut.’ I hated that because literally handfuls of my hair were gone—handfuls at a time. He just thought it was funny.”
That wasn’t the worst thing Andre did to him. Roberts then described one match where Andre crushed him in the corner, knocked him down and sat directly on top of him. The referee noticed Andre laughing and asked what was so funny. Andre didn’t try to hide what he was doing.
“One night, he knocked me on my butt and got me in the corner and crushed me. Sometimes he would crush you. I went down, and he sat on me. All of a sudden, the referee asked him, ‘Andre, why are you laughing?’ He said, ‘I’m farting.’ He was farting on me.”
Roberts couldn’t escape while Andre continued farting on him for what felt like an eternity. According to Roberts, it lasted between 30 and 40 seconds and became the longest fart he had ever experienced.
“He sat on me and farted for a good 30 or 40 seconds. It was the most amazingly long fart of all mankind. I didn’t think it was ever going to stop. No more fart spots for me, man. It was horrible.”
Andre was famous for playing brutal jokes on wrestlers, but Roberts got one of the nastiest versions imaginable. Getting crushed by a 500-pound giant was already bad enough—being trapped underneath him during a 40-second fart made it a moment Roberts would never forget.
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