Bayley & Sasha Banks
Banks said they’re not out for a “rah rah” speech because they can leave that on RAW. Banks said she didn’t get to pick her team because if she did then they would have won.
Bayley started talking and fans chanted “you tapped out” and “NXT” at her. Banks said the weakest link in her team was the “whole damn team.” She dissed all of her team mates at Survivor Series and then Bayley brought up Lacey Evans and then Evans came out.
Evans said not to test her patience because she just made a Thanksgiving dinner for 36 people including her in-laws. She said that they call themselves leaders, but she wouldn’t trust those two nasties to lead the chicken dance at a garden party. She said if they’re going to blame everyone for their failures, then it’s time for SmackDown to get a real locker room leader.
“Lacey Evans” chants broke out and then she said that they need a woman who wouldn’t tap out under pressure. The fans chanted “you tapped out” and then Evans nailed Banks with a Women’s Right before leaving like a lady.
Kayla Braxton asked Daniel Bryan if he’s ready to answer Bray Wyatt’s challenge. Suddenly, another Firefly Fun House segment aired with Huskus The Pig Boy eating too much at Thanksgiving. He said the only thing that will make him feel better is if Daniel Bryan plays with them again.
Wyatt said everything they know about Thanksgiving is a lie. The first Thanksgiving was actually with the muscle men and the reptilians. Then they did the muscle man dance. After all that, Daniel Bryan said nothing.
Sonya Deville vs Nikki Cross
Mandy Rose made fun of Nikki Cross and got her mad so she walked right into a fist from Deville. Then Nikki had to fight from underneath for a bit. Then Nikki got the pin.
Winner: Nikki Cross
Fire & Desire tried to beat up Nikki after the match, but Alexa Bliss made her return for the save.
Dana Brooke and Drake Maverick were backstage. Drake tried to get Dana to kiss him and then Elias came back and sang a song about him.
New Day Open Challenge
Kofi and Big E came out and talked about Black Friday before opening the door for a challenge. Also, it should be noted that Big E was wearing a jacket with Xavier Woods on it. Then Shinsuke Nakamura, Cesaro, and Sami Zayn came out. Zayn did all the talking.
Sami Zayn came out and cast shame on them for talking about Thanksgiving and Black Friday. He said it’s high time that the tag team championships are held by a team who are men and understand things.
The New Day vs Shinsuke Nakamura & Cesaro
Shinsuke took control of Kofi from the start until Kingston hit a dropkick for a two count. Then Cesaro took the tag and continued applying pressure to Kofi.
Cesaro threw Kingston out of the ring and rammed him against the announce table as they went to commercial.
Big E took the tag when we came back from commercial. To had control of Shinsuke until he nailed a kick and tagged Cesaro who hit a top rope headbutt for a two count.
Cesaro went to the outside and Kofi hit a dive, but Cesaro nailed him with a forearm shot. Then Kofi rolled up Shinsuke Nakamura after reversing a Kinshasa. Nakamura nailed a sliding knee for a two count that Big E broke up.
Then Cesaro took the tag and Kingston had no one to tag as Cesaro backed him into the corner and whaled on him until Kofi nailed a kick to the head. Cesaro caught Kofi off a Trouble In Paradise. The referee stopped Sami Zayn from hitting Kofi with the plate of pancakes so he was tossed out of the match.
Then Kofi hit a Trouble In Paradise and won.
Winners: The New Day
Daniel Bryan Speaks
Daniel Bryan came out and it looked like he had a lot to say. Daniel Bryan said that he was changed during his match with Wyatt, but it wasn’t because of the Fiend, it was because of the fans.
“Yes” chants broke out and Bryan said that he’s said that the Yes Movement is dead, but “maybe, just maybe you guys brought it back to life.” Then he asked the fans if he should accept Wyatt’s challenge for a Universal Title match.
Bryan did the “Yes” chants with them and a Firefly Fun House episode came on the big screen. Yowie Wowie!
Wyatt said the new energy is exciting, but Wyatt will change Bryan. He will show everyone his true form but it’s only fair because he helped change Wyatt. “You remember why, because he certainly does.”
Then Wyatt revealed a new face in the Firefly Fun House. The lights went out and the red lights came out. The Fiend came up from under the ring and he tried to drag Bryan under the ring.
Then The Fiend dragged Daniel Bryan under the ring. He tore out some hair and then he kept pulling and yanked more hair out. He seemed to enjoy this. It looked like Bryan was getting a haircut the hard way.
