Shane McMahon Beats Kevin Owens
Shane McMahon always loses his matches. It makes sense in kayfabe: he’s not as experienced as the real wrestlers. However, he makes up for it with his determination and his addiction to jumping off tall places. An insult to his family could be enough to propel him to victory.
Right now, it would be extremely satisfying if Shane McMahon just beat the hell out of Kevin Owens. The two could have a great little spot-fest (as great as can be in while being PG). Tables will be broken, chairs will be sat upon, and someone will almost die (probably Shane).
Right now no one is really sure who is winning this match. If Owens wins, what’s next? He has no reason to continue his war against the Commissioner. If Shane wins, the feud can extend, but at what cost? Will Owens be damaged by taking a loss against Shane?
Still, it would be extremely cool if, during the match, Shane brings a helicopter into the Cell, gets on-board, and does an elbow drop on Kevin Owens from the helicopter. Then he gets up, pilots the chopper, and flies it straight into Kevin Owens and pins his lifeless body.
