Last Man Standing
Joe Coffey Vs. Dave Mastiff
Mastiff meets Coffey on the ramp and the two throw hands. The action spills into the ring, where Mastiff targets Coffey’s injured ear. Mastiff whips Coffey into the turnbuckles so hard that the top turnbuckle broke off!
Mastiff uses the top turnbuckle as a weapon, grinding the metal on Coffey’s face and slamming his face onto it. Coffey fights back with right hands and lands a back suplex. Coffey knocks Mastiff from the ring, then pulls a bunch of random weapons from under the ring, including a table. The table gets set-up on the barricade, Mastiff grabs a cricket bat and swings for Coffey but misses. Coffey grabs a pool cue and breaks it over Mastiff’s back, but the big man clubs him in the back with a cricket bat.
Coffey comes back by tackling Mastiff through the table at ringside! Coffey attempts to clobber Mastiff with a chain-wrapped fist, but the bigger man German suplexes him on the floor. Mastiff grabs the chain and whips Coffey with it in the back! The fights stumbles into the crowd, where Mastiff grabs two chairs. He hands a chair to Coffey and both men run into each other with them. Mastiff is the first back to his feet and he tosses Coffey into the announce table area.
They brawl onto the table, where Mastiff hits a sunset bomb! They continue fighting up onto some production boxes, then both men fly off the boxes and through some tables! They both slowly climb up using production boxes as the referee counts. Coffey gets to his feet at 9, then kicks the production box from Mastiff and he falls. The referee counts Mastiff to 10 and that’s it.
Winner: Joe Coffey
That finish was a wet fart with the crowd. The fans didn’t react one way or the other, and it spoiled what was otherwise a decent affair. We see replays then both men are still in the same position, just kinda looking at each other. Such a weird ending.
