All Of The Rock’s 2018 Instagram Cheat Meals

Felix Upton 17 min read
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October 23rd
The Great One hopped aboard the cookie train once again. He described what he was eating in a way that would make anyone jealous as well. Then the Brahma Bull went on to put over Bob Marley making us wonder how he mustered up the extra hunger to destroy that plate of cookies.

“Cheat meal cookie train rolls on.
Helluva sugar/ Netflix combo…
My tiny (and by tiny I mean f*cking ginormous) signature DJ double chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies with creamy peanut butter layered in the middle.
And great doc about the icon Bob Marley and an assassination attempt made on his life in 1976.
Bob’s son, Rohan Marley was my teammate when we played ball together down at THE U. Good times when he would share stories with us about his legendary father and their family. “Sistah, I bring the ghetto uptown”
#CookieTrainRollsOn
#AsDoesMySugarHigh”

Yeah, it was fair of The Rock to do this to us. Now we want nothing more than those cookies. Seriously. How cruel is this list?

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October 28th
It was time for The Rock to punish more sushi like it owes him money. He didn’t have much to say this time around, so he got right down to business with that sushi.

“Eyebrow raised and chopsticks  ready.
The epic cheat meal #SundaySushiTrain   rolls on.
And for the record, these chopsticks are personalized. I am not f*cking around
Enjoy your cheat meal my friends. #MyCrueGoesHard”

It just goes to show that sometimes a picture is worth 1,000 words.

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October 29th
The Rock annihilated some brownies and cookies while he watched a documentary about hip-hop music. The Rock’s tastes are pretty eclectic which is why he’s still the People’s Champ.

“The Sunday cheat meal, “I have zero f*cks left to give” #CookieAndBrownieTrain rolls on.
My signature double milk chocolate and peanut butter chip with real peanut butter smeared in the middle, BUT this time with a twist – salted caramel chips. drop.
Colliding with one of the best doc series I’ve seen in a very long time, HIP HOP EVOLUTION.
Highly recommend, if you’re like me, a hard core fan of hip hop culture and history, or a struggling hip hop artist or if you’re already a global hip hop superstar.
A must watch.
From that Miami bass bringin me back to my days at THE U (Uncle Luke/Uncle Al) to the hard core Texas boys (J Prince/Geto Boys/UGK) to that iconic LA Gangsta sound (Dre/NWA/OG Ice T) to that one and only G-Funk (Too Short / E-40) sound of the Bay (also where Tupac credits finding “his voice”) all the way back to the history of Afrika Bambaataa forming Zulu Nation to of course the undisputed originator of hip hop, New York City (Herc, Flash, KRS 1, Tribe, Wu etc). This doc is ridiculous.
What’s also ridiculous is me devouring these gigantic MF’n cookies and bringing gluttony to a new level.
Enjoy your cheat meals my friends.
You ain’t cheating if you ain’t eating “

I think there’s something to that “you ain’t cheating if you ain’t eating” line. Someone should copyright that and put it on a t-shirt.

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Felix Upton

Felix Upton

Felix Upton has over 15 years of experience in media and wrestling journalism. His work at Ringside News blends speed, accuracy, and industry insight.