Zelina Vega has a message for anyone thinking about jumping into her comments with insults: if you’re going to make it personal, don’t be surprised when she makes it personal too. During a recent podcast appearance, the former WWE star didn’t just talk about internet trolls—she pulled up one of her own commenters and absolutely unloaded on them.
Speaking on the ZELVX and CHARLIE GIRL podcast, Zelina explained that she has no problem firing back when someone comes directly onto her page looking for attention. In fact, she warned anyone thinking about doing it to make sure they can handle whatever comes next. She made it crystal clear that if someone wants to attack her appearance, she’ll gladly return the favor.
“If you guys come to my f****** profile and you put something negative on there, you better be, like, looking like you were kissed by the hand of f****** God. Put your picture in your profile… You better look like you were God’s favorite because I will dress you all the way the f*** down. I will talk about your nose. I will talk about your forehead. I will talk about your bottom f****** lip. I will talk about every little piece of you. Why your f******* eyes too close together? Why your teeth looking like Chiclets in the motherf*****?”
Zelina said that’s what annoys her most about social media. People love throwing insults around, but the second someone answers back, they suddenly claim it was all just a joke.
“They’re always sitting there talking s***… No, I can’t wait to tell you about yourself. That’s not how that works. You can’t just be like, ‘It was a joke. It was a joke,’ because you got told about yourself and now you’re mad.”
Instead of speaking in general terms, Zelina decided to show everyone exactly what she meant. She revealed she’d already restricted one woman who constantly commented on her posts, explaining that restricting is better than blocking because the other person usually has no idea they’ve been muted.
“I love that. ‘Cause they don’t understand that they’ve been restricted. You’ll just be arguing with a brick wall.”
She then read the woman’s latest comment, saying, “‘A woman with no personality.'” That was enough for Zelina to pull up the woman’s profile and spend the next few minutes roasting just about everything she saw.
“Girl, your dog is cute. But why your f****** nose look like that? It looks like one of them f******… when you’re trying to fit a really thick hot dog into a bun and it’s just not doing what it needs to be doing and it’s chunky as f***. And then you got an ugly-ass f****** piercing here, looking like you’re a mouth breather, bitch.”
You got a little-ass forehead… You got a butt chin, too. Glasses are supposed to improve the way you look. If you look like this f****** with just sunglasses on, I can’t wait to see how f***** you look without them.”
The only thing Zelina refused to insult was the woman’s dog. Everyone on the podcast agreed the dog was innocent, although Zelina still managed to sneak in one more joke.
“Your dog is cute as f***. Even he looks miserable standing next to this bitch.”
After getting through the roasting, Zelina circled back to the original criticism. She questioned how someone she’d never met could possibly judge her personality and pointed to her wrestling career as proof that the comment didn’t make much sense.
“I don’t even know you. I don’t even know you exist. Bitch, you look f****** weird to be out here talking about no personality.You never met me. You don’t know me. I’ve been wrestling for, like, almost 20 years and I’ve been on TV for, like, 15 of them. If I didn’t have any personality, I guess the places that you watch wouldn’t really employ me now, would they?”
Zelina believes comments like that usually say more about the person posting them than the person receiving them. After noticing the woman didn’t even follow her, she questioned why someone would go out of their way to leave hate before firing off one last barrage.
“They’re probably just miserable with their own lives. Most of them do follow, which is crazy too… Like, go like something else. Like, be happy over there. She got 190 people that she’s following. Only 118 give a f***.
“That’s why you got the dog in the forefront of the picture, ho, ’cause you know you look f****** smacked. I’m sure… it probably looks like them f****** jelly rolls and s***.”
Zelina ended the whole thing the same way she started it—with another warning for anyone thinking about coming into her mentions looking for a fight.
“Don’t say nothing. Like, you need to look like you were crafted by the hand of God or else I’m going to call you the f*** out.”
Whether fans agree with the way she handles trolls or not, one thing is obvious: if you decide to take a shot at Zelina Vega on her own page, she’d much rather fire back than simply scroll past it.
What do you think about Zelina Vega’s approach to dealing with online trolls? Would you clap back the same way, or is it better to ignore them? Let us know in the comments below.
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