Back from the break and Kevin Owens is spraying cologne in Kurt Angle’s office. Owens says it smells in the office. Angle says it must be left over from the toilet incident last week. Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre walk in. Angle says if McIntyre loses to Seth Rollins tonight, he’s banned from ringside at Extreme Rules. Ziggler is not happy. Owens says this is Angle playing favorites. McIntyre agrees to the stipulation, and they walk off.
We return live to the ring, where Elias is sitting on a stool in the center of the ring. Elias greets the crowd, plays a riff, and tells them it’s been two weeks since he’s performed. That can feel like a lifetime, but there’s a reason. Elias says he has been in a studio recording his debut album, which the audience cheers for. Elias says it is real and happening because of one universal truth that WWE stands for Walk With Elias! Elias sings about Bobby Roode and Finn Balor having the personality of a toilet seat. Elias says he can’t stand Boston and wants to punch the face of everyone with a Boston accent. A loud “You suck” chant fires up. Elias says he’s beginning to sense that they don’t appreciate him for all that he is. Elias says his friend Tom Brady warned him about this. Brady told him to pretend to like them. Elias cannot do it anymore. Fortunately someone appreciates him for all he is. Kurt Angle can learn a few things from this man: Constable Corbin.
Constable Baron Corbin makes his entrance and asks for a tune. Corbin wants to play a lullaby for Finn Balor. Corbin trips over the word “lullaby.” Corbin sings a version of Itsy Bitsy Spider and criticises Balor. Bad stuff all around. The babyfaces make their entrances as we take to the break.
*Commercial Break*
Elias & Constable Corbin vs. Finn Balor & Bobby Roode
We join this match in progress to see Corbin punching away at Roode in the corner. Roode turns him around and chops the chest before wrenching the arm. Corbin quickly knees him and tags in Elias. Roode takes him down with a drop-toe-hold and applies a chin lock. Elias tries to roll out, but Roode keeps the head hooked. Elias fights up and whips him off, but Roode shoulder blocks him down. They hit the ropes, and Elias tries to leapfrog him, but Roode counters with an inverted atomic drop. Roode chops him, but has a whip to the corner reversed. Roode slingshots over him and goes for a Glorious DDT, but Corbin distracts him, allowing Elias to knee him in the face.
Corbin tags in and strikes away at Roode before applying a chin lock. A split-screen promo is shown for Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley while the headlock is applied. Roode fights up, but Corbin grounds him. Roode fights up, but Corbin cuts him off and sends him to the corner. Roode sidesteps a corner clothesline, so Corbin slides out of the ring. They take each other out with a double clothesline.
Balor and Elias are tagged in and Finn takes him down with a forearm and attacks Corbin. Balor then double stomps Elias, hits Corbin, and clotheslines Elias out of the ring. Balor picks up a head of steam, but Corbin sweeps the feet. Elias then sends Balor throat-first into the ropes. The heels are back in charge as we take another break.
*Commercial Break*
We come back from the break to see Corbin with a chin lock on Balor. Eventually Finn fights up, but Corbin takes him down with an uppercut for a two count. Elias tags in and applies a chin lock. Balor fights up and tries to make a tag, but Elias stops him. Balor boots him and knocks him out of the ring, but Corbin is tagged in and stops Balor from making the tag. Corbin then mocks Roode and Balor before taking a Sling Blade.
Roode is tagged in, and he knocks Elias off the apron before elbowing Corbin. Roode attacks Corbin and takes him down. Corbin catches Roode coming off the top rope with a chokeslam onto the knee, but Balor breaks it up. Balor attacks Elias before Corbin wipes him out. Roode rolls Corbin up for a near fall. Roode boots him and hits a blockbuster, but Elias breaks it up. Corbin looks for a tag, but Balor pulls Elias off the apron. Balor challenges Corbin, and they have a hockey fight outside the ring.
Balor kicks him in the face and gets him in the ring, but Corbin crotches him on the top rope. Corbin then charges Roode, who sends him shoulder-first into the ring post. Roode hits Elias with a spinebuster. Balor is still recovering on the outside when Corbin hits Roode with the End of Days for the win.
Winners: Constable Corbin & Elias
We see Angle and Owens backstage again. Owens is offering Angle a bite of his food when Braun Strowman walks-in. KO freaks-out and Angle tells him to calm down, he invited him here. Angle says they can’t keep doing this, so on Sunday, Owens will face Strowman inside a steel cage. Suffice to say, Owens isn’t happy. Strowman starts sniffing the air and says Owens stinks of fear, then sprays him with air freshener before leaving.
Later tonight, Seth Rollins Vs. Drew McIntyre and if Drew loses he is banned from ringside on Sunday.
*Commercial Break*
We see another therapy session with Bayley and Sasha and they’re at each others throats. The announcers say the two of them will have to give Kurt Angle a progress report tonight.
We see replays of Bobby Lashley and Roman Reigns’ big brawl at the open of the show. Renee Young is backstage with Roman Reigns. She asks him if the brawl tonight was reckless, to which Roman says not at all. He set out to provoke Lashley and now he respects him. He says he saw Bobby’s fire tonight but Lashley will need a lot more than that to beat him on Sunday. He says Lashley needs more than a physique, so on Sunday he will beat Lashley and move on to better things. Lashley? He’ll go be the guy…somewhere else.
The announcers run down the entire Extreme Rules card. Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring to face Drew McIntyre.
*Commercial Break*
We’re back from the break and out comes Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre. Remember, if Drew loses he is banned from ringside on Sunday.
Seth Rollins Vs. Drew McIntyre W/DOLPH ZIGGLER
The bell rings, and they just stare at each other for a few moments. They soon lock up, and McIntyre powers him to the corner before shoving him. Rollins sidesteps him and locks up with him again, but McIntyre powers him down. McIntyre smiles at Rollins, who looks surprised by the strength of his the Scotsman. Rollins lays in a quick jab and applies a side headlock. McIntyre tries to whip him off, but Seth holds onto the side headlock. Rollins goes for a headlock takeover, but McIntyre blocks it, throws him off, and shoulder blocks him down.
McIntyre catches Seth with a headlock takeover. Rollins fights up and whips him off. Rollins leapfrogs him and connects with a dropkick, but McIntyre immediately comes back with a clothesline. McIntyre strikes away at him before hitting a suplex for a one count. McIntyre chops the chest, pulls him to his feet by the hair, and chops him back down. McIntyre then applies an arm bar. Rollins fights up and chops him. Rollins hits the ropes, but McIntyre floors him with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex. McIntyre then applies a seated abdominal stretch.
Rollins fights up, but McIntyre quickly stops his momentum with a short-arm clothesline. McIntyre stomps the face of Rollins in a very Randy Orton style beatdown. McIntyre chops the chest and reapplies an arm bar. Rollins soon fights up and chops out, but McIntyre clubs the back. Rollins flips through a back suplex and pulls the top rope down to get him out of the ring. Rollins then hits a slingshot baseball slide. Rollins goes for a suicide dive, but McIntyre catches him and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam onto the apron! Rollins is in a jam as we head to the break.
*Commercial Break*
We come back from the break to see Rollins chop and forearm McIntyre. McIntyre reverses a whip to the corner, and he gets turned inside out a la Shawn Michaels. McIntyre hits another belly-to-belly throw for a near fall. McIntyre mounts and punches away at him. McIntyre chops the chest in the corner and kicks him in the head. McIntyre stands over Rollins and taunts him. Drew stomps the hand and applies another arm bar to keep Seth grounded. McIntyre really cinches it in. Rollins counters out with a jawbreaker. McIntyre tries to pull him up for a suplex from Rollins’ knees, but Seth knees him in the head. Rollins then sends him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Rollins comes back with some chops and forearms before trying for a clothesline but McIntyre doesn’t go down.
Rollins tries for the clothesline again, but it’s the same result. Rollins then follows him into the ropes and clotheslines him down. Rollins gets him out of the ring and hits a suicide dive before getting into the ring, hitting the ropes, and hitting a second suicide dive. Rollins gets him in the ring and hits a springboard clothesline for a near fall. Rollins tries for a turnbuckle powerbomb, but he can’t get him lifted. Rollins boots him and hits a blockbuster for a near fall. Rollins gets to his feet and the crowd is cheering him on. Rollins kicks McIntyre in the midsection and goes for The Stomp, but McIntyre moves. Drew splashes Rollins in the corner,then connects with an inverted Alabama Slam for a near fall. Dolph Ziggler and Drew book look frustrated at the difficulty of putting Seth away.
Rollins rolls him up for a two count. McIntyre soon avoids a step-up enzuigiri and hits a sit-out powerbomb for a near fall. McIntyre bounces him off the turnbuckle before trying for a superplex, but Rollins slides through and crotches him. Seth hits a step-up enzuigiri and puts McIntyre in the tree of woe. Rollins gets on the top rope, so McIntyre sits up and throws him off the top rope. Drew gets ready for a Claymore, but Rollins superkicks him and hits a falcon arrow for a near fall.
Rollins applies a waistlock, but McIntyre destroys him with a Glasgow Kiss for another near fall. McIntyre is angry and gets Rollins on his shoulders before climbing the ropes. Rollins climbs off and hits a buckle bomb on the opposite corner. Seth catches Drew with a superkick and goes to the top rope. Ziggler gets on the apron, so Rollins kicks him off. Rollins then hits a diving cross-body block for a near fall. Rollins hits a step-up enzuigiri on McIntyre before getting Ziggler with The Stomp. McIntyre capitalises on the opportunity and hits the Claymore Kick for the win!
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Drew celebrates his monumental win, then leaves the ring and grabs Dolph Ziggler. We see replays of the finish of the match.
Drew throws Ziggler over his shoulder and carries him up the ramp. Seth is recovering in the ring as the show comes to a close. Drew will be at ringside for the match between Ziggler and Rollins at Extreme Rules. And remember, you can catch the PPV results right here on Sunday, so be sure to return! Until then, safe travels!
