The Usos cut a promo on The New Day. They said it wouldn’t be Mania unless the Usos battled New Day again. Usos said it’s a lockdown. I wish they weren’t serious about it.
They played Triple H vs Roman Reigns from WrestleMania 32
After the match, they cut to WWE Hall Of Famer Triple H backstage. Michael Cole asked Triple H about what it’s like facing both Reigns and Goldberg. Then he hyped their WrestleMania match that we all know isn’t happening.
The New Day cut a promo on The Usos backstage. They can’t wait for WrestleMania, they have to get through their boys The Usos first.
Dolph Ziggler and Sonya Deville were talking backstage. Then Mandy walked up and asked him why he’s facing Otis at Ziggler. She wanted to know if he had to rub it in Otis’ face with their pictures. She refused to let them wrestle over her like she’s some sort of a prize.
Firefly Fun House
Bray Wyatt was looking at a photo from Cena beating him at Mania XXX. Wyatt then turned on the charm. He’s super duper excited to see us. He tried to teach us something, but The Fiend’s decapitated head lamp was there.
Wyatt said that the lantern failed against Cena, but “he” won’t. Abby The Witch asked Wyatt if he has the secret recipe to beat John Cena.
He added disappointment, self loathing, hot sauce (for flavor) and rage and resentment in a blender. Then Ramblin Rabbit suggested a carrot so he can “see” John Cena. Then Wyatt put Ramblin Rabbit in the blender with his recipe and well. That’s it for Ramblin Rabbit this week.
Wyatt took a big drink and said that it went straight to his head. Then Wyatt said that their match isn’t going to be ordinary at all. They made it A Firefly Fun House match at Mania.
The New Day vs The Usos
These two teams fit so well. They started off evenly matched. Then the Usos got frustrated and took a walk on the outside. Miz and Morrison were on commentary.
Big E and Uce hammered it out in the ring and traded shots. Big E landed an elbow to the nose and tagged Kofi to maintain control with a double team move for a two count.
The Usos got a blind tag and hit Kofi with a double team move hanging his neck up in the ropes. 1-2- kickout.
Morrison isn’t putting the thought out there that they might lose the titles at Mania. The Miz said that winners don’t talk about losing. All of the Marine movies are highly acclaimed he said.
Big E started hitting throws in the ring and dragged Uce on the apron to pound away at his chest with forearm. He counted out loud, but there was no crowd to help him keep track. The Miz mocked him for counting out loud.
Then Big E landed a splash on the apron.
Big E was taking damage when we came back from commercial. The Usos were keeping Big E down with quick tags. Then Uce hit a hip attack in the corner on E Then Big E returned fire with a uranage and tagged Kofi.
Kofi missed a Trouble In Paradise. The Miz and Morrison mocked Kofi for clapping for the crowd who wasn’t there.
Uce locked in a half crab as Miz and Morrison continued to mock them. Kofi hit an SOS for a two-count. Morrison and Miz started “fight forever” chants just for fun.
Kofi hit a back elbow and tagged E. Then Big E picked Uce up and Kofi missed a stomp off the top. Uce nailed E with two superkicks for a two count.
“This is awesome” chants from Miz & Morrison.
The Usos kept a fresh man in. They double teamed Big E in the corner and set him on the top rope. Then Big E pushed them off. Uce nailed a kick and E fell to the floor.
Kofi grabbed Usos’ legs as they went for suicide dives on Big E. Then the Usos ended up on the floor. Kofi Kingston nailed a trust fall dive on Usos.
Finally, The Miz and Morrison beat up The New Day and the referee called for the bell.
Winners: New Day via DQ
After the match was over, Miz and Morrison beat everyone in the ring down. Then Michael Cole made it official that Miz and Morrison will face both the Usos and New Day at WrestleMania with the titles on the line in a triple threat ladder match.
Then the New Day took out the champs as the show ended.
