Scott Steiner just found a new use for Steiner Math, and this time, he’s taking the equation straight to the Fourth of July.
Big Poppa Pump jumped on Twitter on July 4 and instead of simply wishing America a happy birthday, he gave fans a full patriotic math lesson. Naturally, the numbers got ridiculous fast, because this is Scott Steiner we’re talking about. Steiner started by taking the classic idea that all countries are created equal and immediately throwing it out the window.
“They say all countries are created equal. But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.”
From there, Steiner broke it down the only way he knows how. He said every country may start with a 50/50 chance of being the greatest, but America is not playing by the same rules.
“See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best. But America’s not every country.”
Then came the actual Steiner Math. He added freedom, military power, hardworking Americans, the Stars and Stripes, and even a bald eagle into the equation. At that point, according to Steiner, the rest of the world never stood a chance.
“You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle. Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete. So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.
And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%! The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America! Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸 HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!”
This comes after Steiner already tried to turn May 1 into “Steiner Math Day,” celebrating the anniversary of his legendary 2008 promo. He called it a national holiday and even argued it should outrank the Fourth of July, Christmas, and Halloween.
So now Steiner Math has officially gone from wrestling promo, to internet holiday, to full-blown patriotic declaration. Only Scott Steiner could celebrate America’s birthday by turning it into a math problem nobody else could possibly solve.
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