Nick LoPiccolo saw JCW’s Cokane dump a bag of cocaine on his face before winning a match, and his first thought was basically: why the hell is this guy not my client?
The clip came from StrangleMania, where Cokane faced Caleb Konley and closed out the match in the most on-brand way possible. In the final moments, Cokane opened a bag of cocaine on his own face, fired himself up, hit a chokeslam, and scored the pin. That was enough for LoPiccolo to jump on Twitter/X with a line that fit the moment perfectly.
“I can’t believe I don’t represent this guy yet”
LoPiccolo was clearly having fun with the joke, especially after dealing with people online claiming he is on coke whenever he gets loud or fired up on social media. He already shut that down during an appearance on BodySlam.net’s podcast with Famous Davis, saying he does not do drugs or drink. He also said people online just make up stories about him without knowing anything about his life.
“People are like, ‘Oh, he’s on coke, he’s on coke.’ I’m like, no… I don’t do coke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t drink. I don’t do any of that s*. I just have a lot of energy. I talk fast. I get fired up. I’m passionate about what I’m saying. That’s just how I am. I’ve always been like that.”*
“Okay, so how do people know about cocaine? Or about like… my family life? How people know about any of this? They all make it up.”
Cokane may not be on LoPiccolo’s client list right now, but after StrangleMania, he definitely got his attention. One bag, one chokeslam, one pinfall, and suddenly Nick LoPiccolo is wondering how he missed this guy or he could just be screwing with us all. Only time will tell.
Do you think Nick LoPiccolo should actually represent JCW’s Cokane after that StrangleMania clip? Let us know what you think in the comments.
