Joe Hendry has apparently solved world peace — and the answer is giving him every championship belt on Earth.
The WWE star dropped the official music video for “Give Joe Hendry Every Single Belt (Right Now)” on September 14, and the whole thing is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds. Hendry isn’t asking for one title, or even two. He wants every damn belt, and he’d prefer the champions just hand them over without making him wrestle for any of them.
The song is part of Hendry’s upcoming WWE album, Beyond Belief, which arrives October 5. Hendry had already performed “Give Joe Hendry Every Single Belt” on RAW, but now he’s given the insanity a full music video. And he wastes absolutely no time getting to his master plan. Apparently championship defenses are also canceled in Hendry’s perfect world.
“Every nation’s got to work together. We’re going to make it right. We got to give Joe Hendry every single belt. Every single belt. Right now.”
“No need for defenses. You can just hand them over.”
That’s basically the entire pitch. Forget rankings, qualifiers and title eliminators. Hendry wants every champion to save everybody some time and start shipping gold directly to him. The song somehow gets even dumber from there when Hendry starts trying to comfort people worried about money.
“Your bank balance is looking a little low. Little it doesn’t matter cuz thankfully you have Joe. You have Joe.”
So there you go. Broke? Doesn’t matter. The economy is a mess? Who cares. Joe Hendry exists. This isn’t just another random wrestling parody either. Hendry announced Beyond Belief during WWE Night at Citi Field earlier this month, revealing that WWE Music is putting out a full album of his nonsense. Ringside News covered Hendry announcing the album during his appearance at the New York Mets game.
Beyond Belief will feature 11 tracks, including “Give Joe Hendry Every Single Belt,” “If I Can’t Have Joe Hendry,” “If You Don’t Love Joe Hendry,” “Everybody Else,” “Tables, Ladders & Chairs,” “Highland Cows” and the extremely subtle “Fire Logan Paul.” Four more songs are still being kept under wraps, because apparently there are still levels of Joe Hendry insanity WWE hasn’t unleashed yet.
“Give Joe Hendry Every Single Belt (Right Now)” is available now wherever music is streamed at this link. Beyond Belief drops everywhere on October 5, 2026, and fans can pre-save the album here.
Hendry has made a career out of turning wrestling into one giant inside joke, but WWE giving him an entire album might be the most dangerous amount of creative freedom he’s ever been handed. Now he’s got a music video demanding every championship in the company — and somehow that isn’t even the strangest song title on the album.
What do you think of Joe Hendry demanding every single wrestling belt in his new music video, and are you actually listening to Beyond Belief when it drops? Let us know what you think in the comments.
