Jasmin St. Claire didn’t just come back to JCW Lunacy on June 25. She walked into the room and dumped a whole damn mess on Violent J’s lap.
The show opened backstage with Violent J pressing Jasmin about where she’s been. He said he’s been blowing up her phone, trying to track her down, and reminded her that even though Vince Russo disbanded Monster Corp, she still has a spot in JCW.
“You will always have a place in JCW.”
Jasmin wasn’t there to play the loyal soldier. She made it clear that getting rid of her isn’t that simple.
“You are not going to get away with me that easy.”
Then she teased that Monster Corp being killed off didn’t mean she was out of moves. Jasmin said she already had something else ready to go.
“I always have a Plan B on standby.”
That sounded like she was about to reveal a new group or some kind of replacement plan for Monster Corp. Instead, she flipped the whole thing upside down and told Violent J there was a much bigger problem sitting right in front of him.
“But for now we have a more important issue to address.”
That’s when Jasmin revealed a massive baby bump, and Violent J looked like somebody just hit him with a chair he never saw coming. He said she looked seven or eight months pregnant and demanded to know what the hell was going on. Jasmin didn’t exactly hand him answers.
“You can ask but I don’t have an answer.”
Then she made it Violent J’s problem. According to Jasmin, as 50 percent owner of JCW, he now has a new job: figure out who the father is.
“You need to find out who the daddy.”
And then it got even nastier. Jasmin claimed the baby was tied to somebody on the JCW roster, but she didn’t exactly speak about the locker room with love.
“This runt in my belly doesn’t belong to me.”
She then pointed the finger toward the “white trash JCW roster members,” making it sound like the father could be walking around backstage right now pretending he has no clue what’s coming.
Violent J tried to wrap his head around it and asked if she meant the entire roster. Jasmin didn’t say everyone, but she sure didn’t narrow the list down much either. Basically, JCW just turned its locker room into an episode of Maury with folding chairs and bad decisions.
So now Monster Corp is dead, Jasmin St. Claire is back, Violent J has a baby daddy mystery on his hands, and the JCW roster just got put on notice. Somebody in that locker room may have a lot more to worry about than their next match.
Who do you think JCW is setting up as the father, and is Jasmin St. Claire playing Violent J for a bigger angle? Please share your thoughts and feedback in the comments section below.
