MJF is ready to accept key to the city, and AEW is rolling through Long Island this week. That means that he is expecting a red carpet treatment, now, more than ever. That includes a little assault along the way.

MJF dropped a very interesting list of bullet points which instructs fans how to properly celebrate MJF Day. This list is a bit controversial, but it wouldn’t be MJF Day without upsetting some people.

This list includes a few funny lines, like starting with the idea that fans need to fork over $50 to the AEW World Champion, but the final note on the list is quite disturbing, as he suggests that fans kick homeless people in the ribs.

IF YOU SEE MJF, YOU HAVE’TO ADMIT HE’S BETTER THAN + YOU AND YOU KNOW IT, THEN NAND NIM 50 BUCKS..

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EVERYONE WHO ATTENDS UBS ARENA MUST COME WITH A SCARF OR BE REFUSED ENTRY. EVERYONE WHO ATTENDS THE SHOW MUST BUY MJF MERCH OR BE ESCORTED OF THE PREMISES.

EVERYONE WHO IS NOT ATTENDING THE SHOW +• MUST BUY MJF MERCH AT SHOPAEW.COM.

WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON MJF DAY YOU MUST LISTEN TO AT LEAST 3 SONGS BY THE FOLLOWING ARTISTS: LOUIS PRIMA, DEAN MARTIN, FRANK SINATRA, RING CROSBY, SAMMY DAVIS JR. AND JUSTIN BIEBER.

AND LASTLY, IF YOU SEE A HOMELESS PERSON ON THE STREET KICK THEM IN THE RIBS. •

We really hate the idea of fans going out and kicking homeless people in the ribs, just because MJF told them to. Only time will tell what happens in this story next, but it’s very likely that homeless people around Long Island need to stand guard when MJF Day rolls around.

What’s your take on what MJF had to say? Is he the best heel in the pro wrestling business? Sound off in the comments!

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