Elias is in the ring. Photos are shown of him getting the win over John Cena and Braun Strowman last week. Elias greets the crowd and strums the guitar a bit. Who wants to walk with Elias? Elias says that was pathetic. The best part about this city is it’s not too far away from a real city like San Francisco. Who is he kidding? Every city in California is a toxic dump. He’s the man that defeated John Cena and Braun Strowman in the same place at the same time, so he’s the odds on favorite to win the Elimination Chamber. Then he’ll go on to WrestleMania. The entire world will know that WWE stands for Walk With Elias.
Elias likes the sound of that, just like he likes the sound of his voice. He wrote a song called, “The Elimination Chamber Blues.” He’ll play it right now as long as they silence their phones and shut their mouths. Elias sings about six men entering, but the loud booing causes him to stop. Elias says if that’s how they’re going to be, then he’s not going to sing. A loud “YES” chant fires up. His vocal cords are already warmed up and he sounds great, so he must continue. Elias sings that the Big Dog won’t win because nobody believes. The Miz should stick to Miz TV. The songs he wrote for Miz weren’t for him. They were for Maryse. As for John Cena, the future is right here. Elias starts singing about Braun Strowman until JoJo cuts him off to announce Braun Strowman.
A spotlight shows Braun Strowman sitting on a stool with a microphone in front of him! The crowd are shocked. Strowman leaves the spotlight and brings back a bass cello. Strowman strums it until the string breaks. Strowman sings that he’s not finished with Elias. Elias will, “Get these hands.” The crowd loves this. Strowman says he doesn’t know his own strength and broke the strings, so there’s only one thing left to do with it. Strowman puts it on his shoulder and marches down to ringside. Elias waits with the guitar before calling a truce.
Strowman gets on the apron, and Elias attacks him while entering the ring. Elias tries to hit him with the guitar, but Strowman grabs him. Strowman says he got him twice with that and won’t get him again. Strowman clubs him down before hitting a Running Powerslam. Elias is crawling away from the ring. Strowman goes outside and grabs the bass cello. Strowman follows him up the stage and smashes the bass cello off Elias’ back! Referees run out to help Elias. That looked real painful but that entire segment was awesome, reminded me of when Austin would do out-of-character segments.
We get a phone promo from Finn Balor, who talks about winning Elimination Chamber and getting a shot at the title he never lost.
The Bar makes their entrance as we head to a commercial break.
