Scott Steiner is famous for saying what he thinks without any filter and his iconic “Steiner Math” promo remains relevant even now. That’s why it’s no surprise Steiner dropped a Steiner math tweet after Bron Breakker destroyed Sami Zayn on Raw this week.
Scott Steiner took to Twitter and posted a “Steiner Math-style” tweet after Bron Breakker destroyed Sami Zayn on the July 7th edition of Raw. He said that stepping into the ring with Bron gives you a 33⅓ percent chance of avoiding the spear. But since Bron Breakker has freak DNA, he takes that 33⅓ percent chance and cuts it in half, leaving you with just a 16⅔ percent chance of surviving the first spear.
Steiner noted that Bron Breakker has an exponential impact. One spear is bad enough, but two spears mean double the damage. So you take that 16⅔ percent chance, subtract Bron’s 66⅔ percent genetic advantage, and now you’re left with a negative 50 percent chance of walking out on your own.
Add to that the fact that when Bron hits the ropes at Steiner Speed, your odds don’t just decrease, they drop all the way to zero. The final equation works out to your survival chance being (33⅓ percent minus 66⅔ percent) multiplied by two spears, which means it’s over for you.
“See, when you step in the ring with Bron you got a 33⅓ % chance of avoidin’ that spear. But Bron? He’s got freak DNA, so he takes your 33⅓ % chance and BREAKS IT in half — now you got a 16⅔ % chance of survivin’ that first spear! But that’s not all — because Bron’s got EXPONENTIAL IMPACT. One spear? That’s bad. Two spears? DOUBLE DAMAGE. So you take your 16⅔ % chance, subtract Bron’s 66⅔ % genetic advantage — now you’re sittin’ at a NEGATIVE 50% chance of walkin’ outta there on your own two feet! And you multiply that by the FACT that when Bron hits the ropes at Steiner Speed, your odds don’t just drop… they go straight to ZERO! So here’s the FINAL EQUATION: Your survival chance = (33⅓ % – 66⅔ %) x 2 Spears = YOU’RE DONE! Steiner Math NEVER LIES.”
Sami Zayn is currently out of action indefinitely after Bron Breakker absolutely destroyed him with multiple spears. Regardless, Steiner will continue to drop “Steiner Math” tweets whenever he wants to, and fans simply can’t get enough of them.
What do you think about Scott Steiner’s “Steiner Math” breakdown of Sami Zayn’s chances against Bron Breakker’s? Sound off in the comments.