Rusev v. Shinsuke nakamura ends in a no contest
Shinsuke Nakamura needs momentum now more than ever. He is heading into a world title match at Wrestlemania, and he needs to show everyone what he’s capable of within those four three ropes. People need to know why Nakamura is a big deal. Fastlane is a good time to do that.
Both Rusev and Nakamura are talented guys. The match sounds exciting and enticing. As far as I know, they’ve never faced off one on one in a televised singles match.
Let’s say the match is somehow even better than the Orton – Roode match from my previous example. Not even the Tokyo Dome is worthy to house such a match. Wrestling analysts blind themselves because they will never witness anything as beautiful as that match ever again.
After nearly fifty-five minutes of exciting near-falls and finisher counters and whatnot, that gong, the one that signifies the arrival of the one and only Modern Day Maharajah, sounds,
Both Rusev and Nakamura are distracted and face the titantron in disdain and disbelief. Mahal comes from behind, and hits both of them with a Double Khallas. The bell rings, and the match is ruled a no-contest.
The next Smackdown, Mahal cuts a promo and calls the two men “Shinstupid Nakamura” and “Losev” respectively. He laughs his weird laugh and then declares himself the new Royal Rumble winner. Smackdown ends.
