nia jax v. alexa bliss goes on for 35 minutes
What if, out of all the matches on the card at Extreme Rules, the one given the most time is the Extreme Rules match between Nia Jax and Alexa Bliss? How crazy would that be?
In order to draw Heel Heat™, the five foot Alexa Bliss keeps Nia Jax in various headlocks and rest holds for the first 15 minutes. The audience does their routine “clapping so the face can break out of the lock” but then every time the claps reach a crescendo, Bliss just keeps the headlock on tighter. Finally, Jax breaks out, grabs a kendo stick, and prepares to straight up murder Alexa Bliss. Suddenly, Mickie James appears and fights Nia Jax. Natalya runs out to fight James, and then the entire Raw women’s division is in the ring. Even Dana Brooke.
Suddenly, Ronda Rousey jumps the barricade with a steel chair in hand and just mows down everyone in the ring. Steel chair hit after steel chair hit knocks out the entire women’s division. Even Nia Jax and Alexa Bliss are victims of Rousey’s assault. Then Rousey pulls Bliss onto Jax for the cover so that she will be the one to beat Alexa Bliss for the Raw Women’s Championship at Summerslam. Long term booking.
