Ex-WWE Star Enzo Amore Goes Off the Rails with Unhinged Promo From a Target Parking Lot

Real1 is back—and he’s cutting promos with zero filter and even less chill.

On Thanksgiving Day, November 27, 2025, former WWE star Enzo Amore delivered one of the most chaotic and unhinged monologues yet, filming himself outside a Target store while talking on an imaginary landline to the “President.” The result? A dizzying mix of wordplay, politics, wrestling shade, and Cold War metaphors. Standing in front of a Target building, Enzo opened with a line only he could deliver:

“I’m here because I never miss my target. Aim for the moon, you might find yourself amongst the stars. Hello, Mr. President. Yeah, I landed. Yeah, I’m actually calling from a landline. This is pro wrestling’s worst nightmare.”

From there, things spiraled into Fourth Rope territory—his post-WWE movement backed by Westside Gunn and Smoke DZA. Enzo claimed dominance in his own galaxy, staking his turf with this line:

“Yeah, no, it’s just me here. No, I wanted to let you know I actually planted a Fourth Rope flag right next to the American one. Yeah, it’s waving in the gravity back there.”

He claimed others were lurking too—making reference to foreign flags, space race rivalry, and old-school heat:

“I noticed a couple other flags up here. Oh yeah, guys across the street next to a Russian one. Well, hate to be putin it to you like this, but wake up. America deserves a star. And I deserve Starbucks. No cappuccino.”

If that wasn’t strange enough, he pitched a Cold War-style fantasy booking:

“What do you say we brew up a good old cup of Cold War? Time to send Rocky to Russia, huh? Put the beef on a kaiser roll, split a wig. Hamburg? You want Hamburg? Hey, Vienna waits for you. Maybe Big Bill, but not me.”

He made it clear he wasn’t interested in being a curtain jerker—ever:

“No, I ain’t the type to curtain jerk a dragon off. Sorry. I’m not sorry. I spit hot fire. I don’t know what they’re gonna do when he retires. But I’m said you’ll be there for the champ’s last dance. In the nation’s capital? Yeah, in D.C.”

Enzo didn’t stop there. He took aim at political leaders in a machine-gun delivery of shade:

“You’re gonna be pretty disappointed, El Presidente. When you see all the mask wearing idiots they bring to the nation’s capital. It’s tribal. I know, but no, those guys are actually Americans. Yeah, remember when that Johnson and Oprah tried to save Hawaii after it got zapped by a laser beam?”

Then things got real dark, real fast:

“Yeah, Dr. Evil. I mean number two. It was number two. He gave all those Hawaiian refugees jobs. Yeah, no, three legacy letters. Exactly. Plants the in the fed. Alphabet boys. Indeed. Island boys. Yeah. Take the G at an MGK.”

The rapid-fire rhymes and bizarrely detailed insults didn’t let up. He even referenced gun rights, the First Amendment, and threw shade at the entire wrestling establishment:

“This is Real1. I represent the First Amendment. And Gunn represents the second. And Hunter just became the hunted. You got a barrel breathing down your throat. And it’s called Fourth Rope. How you doing?”

This isn’t the first time Real1 has gone off-script, but it might be the most unfiltered yet. With his new promotion Fourth Rope gaining steam, Amore isn’t waiting for anyone to give him a spot—he’s calling his own number.

What do you think of Real1’s promo outside Target? Is this genius marketing or pure madness? Drop a comment and let us know if you’d take the Fourth Rope ride or change the channel.

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