Chelsea Green Calls Zelina Vega an ‘Ugly Little Gnat’ in Unhinged Confessional

Chelsea Green is not backing down after losing the WWE Women’s United States Championship to Zelina Vega—and she’s not staying quiet either.

Despite posting a dramatic “farewell address” on April 25, Green never actually left WWE programming. Instead, the outspoken star has continued appearing on SmackDown, keeping her delusional presidential persona intact.

Now, on May 20, she returned to Twitter with a chaotic new installment of Chelsea’s Confessionals, where she ranted about the loss, dragged Zelina Vega, and declared her second term was about to begin.

“141,500 minutes. That’s how long it’s been since my last confessional. Can you believe it? That’s disgusting. But I was busy doing presidential things. My term was outstanding. And now we are back. Baby, we are so, so back,” she began, setting the tone immediately.

Then she spiraled into a tirade over the title loss: “It was rigged. A sham title match. Fraud. Fake news. I should be the true United States Champion forever. Doesn’t matter what they say, their lips should be sealed. Honestly. Powder blue.”

At one point, a voice off-camera tried to flatter her: “That’s how you get in Chelsea’s good book. She likes me.” Another person replied, “I’m not looking to do that right now.”

Chelsea fired back with more venom: “Speaking of people who should keep their yaps shut. Joe, Tessa, whatever the heck it is. What even is a Tessa Tour? Sounds like an ugly, nasty Italian pasta.”

She saved her most vicious rant for Zelina Vega, the woman who beat her for the title: “Ooh, she is tan. She is beautiful. She is sparkly. But guess what? Even 11 out of 10s sometimes have off days. My crazy campaign trail stint just made me lose my adorable focus momentarily, of course. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Selena, you ugly little gnat! How dare you disrupt my peace? Are you kidding? Get off! Are you hot or… or are you just five foot nothing and mean?”

She ended the video with one final declaration: “The time has come to serve my second term. Pledge your allegiance. I pledge allegiance to Chelsea Green. For… For who?” before abruptly cutting off with, “Happy confessional. Ten.”

While Chelsea Green has remained on WWE television, this confessional firmly cements her delusion-fueled run for “re-election” as one of the most unhinged character arcs in WWE today. The farewell, the tantrum, and now this—she’s not just running for a rematch, she’s running a full-blown campaign.

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