Bron Breakker Recreates Iconic Steiner Math Promo During WrestleMania 41 Kickoff Show

Bron Breakker is set to defend his Intercontinental Title in a Fatal Four Way math at WrestleMania 41 and ahead of the show, Breakker decided to do his own version of the infamous Steiner Math promo, as he called out his opponents.

While speaking during the WrestleMania 41 kickoff show, Bron Breakker channeled his uncle Scott Steiner and delivered his own version of the legendary Steiner Math promo ahead of a Fatal Four Way match. He said all men may be created equal, but when you look at the four competitors involved, that’s clearly not true. Normally, he’d have a 25% chance of winning, but since he’s a badass, that stat doesn’t apply.

He pointed out that Dominik Mysterio knows he can’t beat him, so he’s not even going to try, giving Bron a 50% chance of winning right off the bat. Then he factored in Penta, calling him an incredible superstar but also claiming Penta is scared of him, scared of “the dog.” That gives Penta half of a 25% chance of winning at best, which Bron adds to his own odds, bringing him up to a 62.5% chance.

Finally, he brings Finn Bálor into the math. With a WrestleMania record of 1-3, Bálor has a 33.3% chance of winning and a 66.7% chance of losing. Adding that to his own already inflated numbers, Bron boldly declared that he now has a 129.2% chance of winning.

“They say that all men are created equal, but if you look at this Fatal Four Way match and the members in it, you’ll see that statement is not true. Normally, I’d have a 25% chance of winning, but I’m a badass and that statement is not true. See, Dominik Mysterio knows that he can’t beat me, so he’s not even gonna try—so I got a 50% chance of winning right out of the gate.

Now you add Penta to the equation, and Penta is an incredible superstar, but Penta is scared of me. He’s scared of the dog, so he’s got half of 25% chance of winning at best. You add that to my already 50% chance of winning—I got a 62.5% chance of winning.

Then you add Finn Bálor to the equation. Now, Bálor’s record at WrestleMania is 1 in 3, which means he’s got a 33.3% chance of winning. He’s got a 66.7% chance of losing. You add that to my already 62.5% chance of winning—I got a 129.2% chance of winning!”

The numbers most certainly do not lie and they spell doom for all of Bron Breakker’s opponents at WrestleMania 41 this week. Therefore, we will have to wait and see if Breakker will end up retaining the title, as he definitely feels the odds are in his favor.

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