Blue Meanie Gets Wildly Honest About Pleasuring Himself Through Catholic Guilt

Blue Meanie just delivered one of the strangest moments in wrestling interview history, turning a question about religion and shame into a graphic, uncomfortable confession that pushed the boundaries of what’s typically shared in a sit-down with a wrestler.

During his appearance on Hey! (EW), RJ City brought up Meanie’s Irish Catholic upbringing—then fired off a question that no one saw coming.

“You were born in Philadelphia. You were raised in Atlantic City by your mother and grandparents. You were very Irish Catholic. Was it hard to masturbate because all of the guilt?”

Instead of dodging it, Meanie leaned in hard with zero shame: “I found my ways. I found ways.” From there, it only got more unfiltered. Meanie went on to explain how he “MacGyvered” his way through adolescent urges despite the religious guilt:

“There’s very ways to be creative when you got to let the air out of the tire, right? So, you know, just whether it’s a sock or your Catholic school hanky, just whatever you need, whatever. I would MacGyver the heck out of a good rub and tug.”

RJ tried to keep it together, offering a bizarre form of admiration:

“That’s so admirable. I really, really respect that. And respectful to the realm of the house, right? Because they thought you were this Catholic boy…”

Meanie interrupted him to finish the sentence, “…and I was this.” Then came RJ’s final zinger, “But the hands were stuck together.”

The entire exchange felt less like comedy and more like a surreal monologue from a wrestler who’s made a career out of owning the awkward and embracing the absurd. Blue Meanie’s ability to turn religious trauma into something this graphic—and this weird—is definitely unique, even if it leaves you with more questions than answers.

Does this kind of raw storytelling make wrestling interviews better—or did Blue Meanie take it too far this time? Drop your thoughts in the comments and tell us where you draw the line.

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