Alice Crowley Recalls Being Dragged Into Chaotic Contest At Gathering Of The Juggalos

Alice Crowley found herself judging something she never planned on, and even the host remembered just how chaotic the whole thing got.

During her appearance on Off the Rails with Jasmin St. Claire, the conversation turned to Crowley’s time at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Jasmin kicked off the story by recalling just how extreme the situation was, describing what the judges were forced to witness during the contest.

“Yeah, it was really hot. And there were naked men showing us like their— Had like toilet paper in his butthole when he was showing us his butthole, which was pretty— I don't think I ate for the rest of the day.”

After that setup, Crowley explained that judging the contest wasn’t something she ever signed up to do. She said she didn’t fully understand what the competition involved and only stepped in because a friend needed help.

“No, I would not. The only reason why I did it is because I didn't know what Haley was doing in the first place. I knew it was some sort of competition. I just didn't know like what all it entailed, but I knew it was like the male version of like the women's like t-shirt contest or whatever.”

Crowley then described how she tried to stay out of it at first, but ended up getting pushed into helping anyway after being called over.

“She was like, ‘Alice, come here.’ And I was like, ‘No, no.’ And then Caleb shoved me and he was like, ‘Go help your friend.’ And then I went behind the thing and I was like, ‘What? What's up?’ And she was like, ‘Will you judge with me?’ And I was like, ‘Don't say I never did anything for you.’ And then I did it.”

She also shared one detail that summed up how unprepared everything seemed once the judging started.

“But the crazy part is they had four chairs. That was it. And then we had five judges. So they had to go get another chair. So I was like— I thought there was going to be no judges.”

The story ended up being one of those moments that shows how fast things can spiral when you agree to help without knowing what you’re stepping into. What started as a simple favor turned into a chaotic memory that clearly stuck with both Crowley and the host.

Have you ever been dragged into doing something you didn’t fully understand at first, and would you have gone through with judging something like that? Let us know what you think and drop your feedback in the comments.

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