During the commercial break, Nyla Rose powerbombed the referee through a table, then Shanna onto him. She’s been suspended.
Le Champion, Chris Jericho, comes to the ring with Jake Hager. Jericho insults the city before hocking his new champagne and says it has sold 12000 bottles already. Jericho says the snake oil salesman in charge of AEW have informed him that he’s contractually obligated to have one more match in 2019. However he has the option to choose his opponent, so he put together a little list – which got a big pop – and he tells them to get out of 2016. He says this is not The List, this is The Lexicon of Le Champion. And on this Lexicon is everyone he refuses to wrestle in 2019: Jon Moxley, Cody, The Young Bucks, Uncle Buck, Hangman Page, Diamond Dallas Page, Paige, Scorpio Sky, Too Cold Scorpio, any member of The Scorpions, Moxley, Kenny Omega, Kenny Ortega, Kenny from South Park, Moxley, some guy in the crowd, another guy in the crowd, Evil Uno, Angry Deus, Hateful Tres, Moxley, and…
Jungle Boy comes out on the shoulders of Luchasauras, with Marko Stunt in tow. The Jurassic Express come to the ring and stare at Le Champion. Jericho says they didn’t let him finish, because also on the list was dinosaurs, or little children. Luchasauras takes the mic and growls. Then he asks if that’s what Jericho thinks he sounds like. He says that’s because dinosaurs have been marginalised for 65 million years. He bets Jericho didn’t know he has a masters degree in Medieval History. He rhymes off a few people from history and asks Jericho if he’s heard of them. “Didn’t think so.” As for Marko Stunt, Luchasauras says he might be small for his age but he’s more man than Jericho will ever be.
Jericho says, first of all, Marko Stunt is small for any age. And he already said he isn’t facing either of them, so they must be talking about Jungle Boy. Jericho calls him by his real name and says he couldn’t last ten minutes with him. Y2J says that Jungle Boy is a piece of shit. Jungle Boy takes the microphone and says he knows he could last ten minutes, then slaps Jericho in the face. A brawl breaks out, with Jungle Boy dropkicking Jericho from the ring and Luchasaura knocking Hager outside. Jericho throws a tantrum on the outside and yells that he’ll see Jungle Boy on December 18th, so the match is set.
Kris Statlander Vs. Hikaru Shida
The match gets underway with Statlander getting taken down in a leglock but she kips up and out. Kris considers herself an alien – she’d have a lot in common with Luchasauras. Statlander does cartwheels to get out of a wristlock, then pokes Shida in the head.
*Commercial Break*
We return to see Shida hit Statlander with a running knee strike on the outside. She sends her back into the ring and hits a missile dropkick for a near-fall. Shida runs at Statlander and gets caught with a tilt-a-whirl but counters into an armbar. Statlander reaches the bottom rope to force the break.
Statlander rolls to the apron, where Shida lifts her up with a Superplex into the ring for a near-fall. Shida goes for another flying knee but Statlander blocks it, then avoids a lariat and an Enziguri. Statlander clocks Shida with a lariat, then lifts her up for an electric chair drop!
Statlander connects with a scissor kick for a near-fall, then looks for a Michinoku Driver but Shida rolls her up for a near-fall. Finally Shida connects with another flying knee but Statlander kicks out! Shida attempts a suplex but Statlander blocks it and hits a roundhouse kick. Shida responds with yet another flying knee but Statlander comes right back with a Michinoku Driver for a near-fall! Statlander lifts Shida and hits the Big Bang Theory for the pin!
Winner: kris statlander
As soon as the match ends, the lights go out. Brandi and Kong come down the ramp. Brandi says that people often hate what they don’t understand. And people have been hating on them because they don’t understand why they do what they do. They get into the ring and Rhodes says that she and Kong are part of The Nightmare Collective. They’re part of a larger family and they do the jobs that others don’t want to. Brandi says she had no business with Kris Statlander but seeing as she’s here, she might have something for her. Brandi offers Statlander a position within The Nightmare Collective if she pledges her allegiance right now. Kong stares at Statlander but suddenly a “fan” at ringside yells that she will pledge. The girl gets brought onto the ramp and offers-up her hair. Kong cuts it off, then her ponytail as well. We head to the break mid-segment.
*Commercial Break*
Christopher Daniels makes his entrance, followed by his opponent. Before this match can begin, Daniels dives off the top rope with a crossbody to Pentagon on the ramp! Daniels looks to his Pentagon with a package piledriver – to return the favour – but Jr. flips him over. Pentagon takes off his glove, then kicks Daniels in the back of the head. Pentagon clotheslines Daniels into the ring and the match can start.
Christopher Daniels Vs. Pentagon Jr.
Pentagon kicks Daniels in the leg, then whips him to the corner Both men hit the ropes and Daniels connects with a spear before unloading some ground and pound. Daniels takes Pentagon to the top rope but Jr. knocks him into the tree of woe and hits a double foot stomp.
*Commercial Break*
Back live and Pentagon whips Daniels into the corner before delivering a kick. Daniels counters a springboard with an STO. Daniels kicks Pentagon and hits him with t-bone suplex for a near-fall. Pentagon hits the ropes and catches Daniels with a slingblade.
Pentagon takes to the top rope and looks for a double foot stomp but nobody’s home. Daniels clothesline the back of Pentagon, then they brawl out onto the ramp. Pentagon looks for a Canadian Destroyer but Daniels avoids it. Daniels kicks Pentagon as he looked to run at him, then the Fallen Angel looks for an Arabian Moonsault but completely botched it and almost broke his neck.
Pentagon gets Daniels back in the ring and chops the chest. Daniels slaps Pentagon and hits Angels Wings but out comes Ray Fenix to distract the referee. Pentagon grabs the mic stand and swings but Daniels dodges it and slams him. Daniels grabs the mic stand but tosses it aside and, as the referee isn’t looking, Pentagon kicks him in the gonads and hits the package piledriver for the win.
Winnner: Pentagon Jr.
We get a video of The Blade, The Bunny, and The Butcher. The Bunny says last week was the first order of chaos. She says they were sick of seeing Cody’s face on every commercial and billboard. It’s disgusting. She says they’ve come to Cody’s house to cut the head off the snake.
*Commercial Break*
Jon Moxley Vs. Joey Janela
The match gets underway and Moxley takes the back of Janela and slams him down. Moxley walks over Janela’s back. Joey takes a headlock but Jon counters into one of his own. Joey shoots him off but Moxley drops him with a shoulder. Moxley misses a clothesline and gets floored with a shoulder.
Janela dances and poses for the fans, then chops the chest of Moxley, who fires back with a bigger one of his own. Janela with a chop, and Moxley with his own. They go back and forth until Moxley headbutts Joey and hits a lariat in the corner. Joey tosses Moxley onto the ramp and hits a double axe handle. Moxley whips Janela into the ropes and hits a lariat on the ramp.
*Commercial Break*
Back live and Moxley is tossed onto the ramp by Janela. Moxley rolls into the ring and hits Janela with a release suplex for a two-count. Moxley looks for a Paradigm Shift on the ramp but Janela flips over and into the ring. Janela jumps over the ropes with a swinging DDT on the ramp. Janela then hits a suicide dive to Moxley on the floor and sends him back inside.
Janela heads to the top rope but Moxley clobbers him. They battle on the rope and Janela hits a crucifix bomb for a two-count. The two lunatics trade shots back and forth until Moxley drops Joey with a lariat. Moxley looks for the Paradigm Shift but Joey counters and whips him head-first into the buckles.
Moxley rolls to the outside and leans on the bell table at ringside. Janela leaps off the top rope and puts Moxley through the table! Joey puts him back into the ring and hits a flying elbow drop for a near-fall. Moxley rolls to the apron and Joey takes to the top rope again but this time Moxley climbs up and hits him with a Paradigm Shift onto the top turnbuckle. Moxley hits another Paradigm Shift for the win.
Winner: Jon Moxley
As soon as the match ends, Chris Jericho’s music hits. He comes out in the crowd, flanked by Jake Hager, Sammy Guevara, and Proud & Powerful. They stand in the crowd and stare at Moxley as the show ends.
And that’s it for AEW Dynamite. Let us know what you thought of the show and be sure to come back tomorrow for more news and results. Until then, safe travels.
