Saraya has been single since her breakup with Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse earlier this year, but she always has some wild stories to tell about her dating life. In fact, she has now revealed she hooked up with a man who looked like Jason Momoa but had the smallest manhood she had ever seen.
While speaking to Gabbi Tuft on her Rulebreakers podcast, Saraya talked about a man she hooked up with years ago. She said he was huge, not just tall, but super muscular and manly. He looked like Jason Momoa, the actor from Game of Thrones. He was really good-looking, but kind of dumb. Since she was single at the time, she figured it was no big deal to give it a try.
“He was massive—not just his body style. Very masculine. Looked like freaking… uh, what’s his name from Game of Thrones? What’s his name? Oh—Jason Momoa. He had that kind of vibe. Like, handsome guy, kind of stupid. I was like, ‘Oh my god, this guy’s dumb as f***.’ But yeah, this was years and years ago, and I thought, ‘Heck, I’ll be fine. You know, I was single—whatever. Yeah, why not.'”
However, when things started getting intimate, Saraya was shocked. When he took off his pants, she saw that he had the smallest manhood she had ever seen. It was so tiny that she couldn’t feel anything at all. She even said a tampon would give her more feeling. Suddenly, she understood why he didn’t have a girlfriend.
What surprised her even more was how confident he was. She was completely stunned, but decided to go through with it anyway since she felt like she had to. The experience was really bad as she compared it to putting a clove cigarette in her mouth. She ended up pretending to enjoy it just to get it over with.
“And then, like… you know, he pulls his trousers down, and it was just the smallest wiener I’ve ever seen in my f****** life. The tiniest f****** wiener I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m talking micro penis. Like, micro penis. I couldn’t feel it. At all. I was like, ‘A tampon gives me more sensation.’ It was just so tiny. I was like, ‘Oh—this is why you don’t have a girlfriend. This makes sense.’
And the audacity—to have the confidence he did? Oh my god. What the f***. I was in pure shock. But I’m like, ‘Well… since we’re here, let’s just see how it goes.’ You feel like you have to, like you’re obligated. And in my mouth? It’s like smoking a clove. Oh no—it was just bad. It was so bad. I faked it till I made it.”
Later on she found out that one of her friends had also hooked up with the same guy. They laughed when they realized they both had the same experience. Her friend also said he had the smallest manhood ever, which made Saraya feel a little less alone in her reaction.
Saraya noted that the guy apparently knew about his size and just said, “Well, this is what God gave me.” She said he had a huge body full of muscles, like he was trying to make up for it.
Saraya admitted she hooked up with him one more time after a night out, but only because she knew it wouldn’t hurt. She said the experience was so bad, it was like being with a dead fish.
“My friend—actually, I didn’t realize my friend had hooked up with him too. Like, we just crossed stories and she was like, ‘Did you… did you hook up with what’s his name?’ And I was like, ‘Yeah.’ She goes, ‘Doesn’t he have the smallest d*** ever?’ I was like, ‘Oh my god—you did it too!’ Bastard.
Yeah, and he was like, ‘Well, you know, look at me. This is what God gave me.’ I mean, it was so bad. He had like 8,000 pounds of muscle on him to make up for it.
And I did it one more time after that. Yeah, we were out drinking and stuff. He stayed at my house. And honestly? At least I knew I wasn’t going to be sore. I couldn’t feel a f****** thing. I was like, ‘Yeah… this is so bad.’ The dead fish had more life than him.”
Saraya’s funny and honest story about her awkward hookup shows she’s not afraid to laugh at her experiences. Regardless, we’ll have to see if she will have more stories to tell as fans love hearing what she has to say.
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