Veterans of pro wrestling can offer a world of knowledge to younger talent. It seems that Lance Storm recently put out a piece of knowledge that the IWC interpreted in the completely wrong way and Randy Orton even got in on the fun.

Lance Storm recently imparted some words of wisdom on the IWC concerning why you should wear a thong in the ring. He said this not only eliminates lines in your tights, but it also gives women and homosexual men something to look at that they might enjoy.

Advice to male wrestlers with good bodies. Underwear lines make your ass look like sh*t. Women and gay dudes might enjoy the view don’t ruin it. Get over EVERY way you can. Squating and a thong can do wonders.

Randy Orton had a very interesting reply to this piece of advice from Storm. He asked whether doing squats in a thong will help him get over. Then he wondered what Lance Storm might have been “tokin.”


So your saying if I do squats in a thong, I’ll get over? #whatstormbeentokin

To be fair, Storm clarified his statement to make sure that people know that he meant wrestlers should wear thongs under their tights and not instead of them. However, it seems like he already accidentally planted an idea in too many heads.

To be clear, the thong goes under the tights, not instead of tights.

We will have to wait and see how Lance Storm’s comment might come back to haunt him in the future. For now, Randy Orton’s reply was one of the more entertaining things we’ve seen in a while.

Tags: Randy Orton
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