Hulk Hogan’s WWE return at WWE Crown Jewel was an incredibly exciting moment for the Saudi WWE Universe. In fact, some fans have told us that Hogan’s appearance was one of the only things that helped then in their anger toward John Cena after he pulled out of the event. As we’ve previously reported — those fans felt betrayed by Cena.
But when The Hulkster got back to Hogan’s Beach Shop and watched WWE Crown Jewel, he didn’t know what he saw, brother. Instead of being jacked, he looked a little soft, jack. So he promised to pump those pythons and get swole once again. After all, he didn’t even do his signature cut-off t-shirt tear and there might have been a reason for that.

“Ok, today is a new day. After seeing myself on Crown Jewel I have decided to get serious and get under 300lbs. I looked huge, swole, jacked and my arms are still bigger than most wrestlers legs. I don’t want to look like I can beat up the whole WWE roster anymore. Only Love HH,”

In all honesty, Hogan didn’t look too bad. In fact, he looked exactly like what you would imagine a 65-year-old Hulkster might look like, if not better. But Hogan obviously wasn’t pleased with his appearance.
Only time will tell how long it will be until the WWE Universe sees Hulk Hogan once again, but if he has anything to do with it, he’ll be in much better shape.

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