Scott Steiner is a WWE Hall of Famer, but he also made history in Impact Wrestling. During the TNA Sacrifice 2008 pay-per-view, Steiner cut a promo where he broke things down, and a new meme was born that still lives on to this day.

In case you need a refresher, Scott Steiner’s classic TNA promo included some incredible lines.

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

See, but I’m gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?


While chopping it up with The Bullet Cast, Big Papa Pump went into his famous promo and just how it holds up in terms of pro wrestling history. Although he might try, it is pretty much impossible to do another amazing promo like that to capture lightning in a bottle.

No, I don’t think you can ever do an interview and think it’s gonna last forever the way it did. But no, It took off. People still enjoy it today. So, it’s great, and it made sense.”

Scott Steiner might not have very many matches in him, if any, but he will always be able to give someone a math lesson. In the meantime, you can check out that classic moment below.

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