It’s been confirmed by the Advocate himself. Brock “Beast ‘Conqueror’ Incarnate” Lesnar will do battle with Jinder “Modern Day ‘Hardbody’ Maharajah” Mahal. It’s a match no one really wanted. It’s a match no one really cared for. But it’s the main event of Survivor Series.
There’s a lot of ways this match can end. Not a lot of them are good. In fact, most of them are bad. But what’s the worst that could happen? How can WWE ruin Survivor Series? Here are a few ideas.
It Ends Like Every Other Jinder Mahal Match
You know the end I’m referring to. Jinder gets his ass kicked, those little rapscallions the Singh Brothers get involved. Other guy gets distracted. Other guy eats a Khallas. Jinder wins. Repeat ad nauseam.
Just imagine it. Jinder is in Suplex City, and then the Singhs lay their hands on the wise old Jew Paul Heyman. Brock Lesnar proceeds to eat both Singh Brothers and heads back into the ring after his quick snack. Lo and behold, Jinder somehow manages to get Lesnar up in the air, and then Khallases him in front of 1.3 billion Jindermaniacs at the
Silver Dome Toyota Center.
It would be infuriating to see WWE book the exact same finish and think they could get away with it. It also makes Jinder nigh unbeatable, and damages Lesnar’s reputation considerably. Lesnar will be ruined, and the Roman experiment will have been a massive waste of time. Also, Jinder wins.