WWE Raw Results – March 11, 2019

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Ronda Rousey power-walks to the ring and we see highlights of last night’s PPV, in which Ronda Rousey interfered and ensured Becky Lynch would be in the main event of WrestleMania with her.

The fans boo Ronda and she tells them to shove it. She says she doesn’t want any of their adulation because she remembers when they chanted “you deserve it” when she was beaten with a Kendo stick. She says the fans are all cowards hiding behind a barricade. She says it’s no wonder they love Becky Lynch because she’s a coward like all of them. As for Charlotte and Becky, there will be no barricade at WrestleMania. She says she is here to desecrate their place of worship. She says she will walk out of WrestleMania with the Women’s Championship, exposing them and this business for the con that it is. She says WWE has permission to make the match a handicap if they want because she could beat both of them without breaking a sweat. Ronda wraps up her promo but then she’s interrupted.

Dana Brooke comes out and says we’ve all heard enough. She says she has nothing to lose and she won’t let Ronda disrespect WWE, the fans, or the women’s locker room. She says she might not be some big-shot fighter but she loves WWE and this business, and she worked her ass off to earn respect and to get here. Each week she fights for a chance but she can’t even earn a minute on TV, let alone a match. She might not be on TV or a household name like Ronda, but all she wants is a chance to prove herself. She reminds Ronda that she always hosts an open challenge after a PPV. Well her name is Dana Brooke and she accepts.

Well, Ronda takes her off her jacket and teeps her. Ronda begins punching Dana on the mat, and they roll from the ring. Rousey flips Dana repeatedly with Judo throws on the floor. She gets her back into the ring and hits her Piper’s Pit. Referees run down to stop her from performing the armbar, and Ronda turns to leave. Before than though she stops and punches one of them, then grabs her belt and jacket and leaves.

We see a replay of Batista attacking Ric Flair, then Triple H’s promo from last week. The two men will come face-to-face later tonight.

Aleister Black makes his entrance for a tag team match, followed by his partner, Ricochet.

*Commercial Break*

Aleister Black & Ricochet Vs. Gable & Roode

The match begins with Black and Gable, and Black tries to start with strikes but the Olympian comes in hot with a few big wrestling slams. Roode tags in and catches Aleister with a big spinebuster for a two count.

Roode stomps on Black before tagging Gable who comes in and continues to just wear the Dutchman down. Gable and Roode start making quick tags and isolating Black.

Ricochet finally gets the hot tag after Black avoids Roode in the corner. He comes in and takes out both of his opponents with a clotheslines, flying forearms, a neckbreaker, and a hurricanrana. Gable makes the blind tag off of Roode and grabs Ricochet for a German suplex while Roode hits a blockbuster at the same time but Ricochet kicks out.

Ricochet and Roode trade near falls before Black tags in and hits a kick to the head of Roode. Ricochet takes out Gable while with a springboard while Black finishes off Roode with Black Mass for the win.

Winners: Aleister Black & Ricochet

As Ricochet and Black are leaving, they get attacked by The Revival from behind. Dash and Dawson just knock them both down and leave. Gable and Roode then walk up the ramp and survey the scene and that’s that.

*Commercial Break*

Alexa Bliss comes out and sits on the stage for A Moment of Bliss. She says social media has been abuzz today with rumours about who will be hosting WrestleMania this year. She reminds us that Kim Kardashian hosted it, and the fans booed, then The Rock and The New Day. She promises this year’s host will be so much more positive, electric, and famous. They play a short video and it turns out she will be the host!

The fans are happy about that and she acts like she just won an award. She says its such an honour… for the fans to see the brightest star host the biggest show. And that has been our Moment of Bliss.

We see a replay of last week when Braun Strowman attacked one of the guys from SNL. Charly Caruso is backstage with Braun and she asks if he had any right to do that. Braun says he doesn’t know but he enjoyed it. He says they better steer clear of him at WrestleMania. A guy then walks up and says “Braun, your car is ready”, and Braun asks “What car?” We head to commercial not knowing.

*Commercial Break*

We’re back and Braun is standing in front of a beautiful red car with a giant bow on it. The stage hand is still there and he reads a letter, saying the car was sent from the two SNL guys, saying it’s an apology for pissing him off last week. They promise to see him at WrestleMania. Braun then rips the door off the car, rips the seat out, cracks the window with his fist, then rips the hood and bumper off. He hands part of the bumper to the guy and tells him to send it to the SNL fellas and let them know they’re going to get his hands. Why is this the best they could come up with for Strowman?

We’re live in the ring with Elias, who is from Pittsburgh. He says he promise he wouldn’t return to his hometown unless he was a hero, someone his fans could believe in. Well, here is is. He plays a little guitar and asks if they want to walk with him and they’re loving it. He says it’s a miracle he’s such a success because most people born in Pittsburgh are an enormous waste of life. He says they’re all miserable and holding good people back, which is why he told his friend Antonio Brown to get out of town. The fans continued cheering until the Steelers comment. Elias is then interrupted by No Way Jose.

Jose and his conga line come down to the ring but Elias hits him with a big dropkick through the ropes, seemingly sick of being interrupted. Elias beats on more of the conga line before hitting Drift Away to Jose on the ramp.

It’s time to see the next inductees into the 2019 Hall of Fame class: Harlem Heat. The duo join D-X, Torrie Wilson, and The Honky Tonk Man in this year’s class, and that will make Booker a two-time inductee.

Lacey Evans comes out and walks over to the announce table and talks to Cole and Graves for a moment. She then walks back to the stage but out comes Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka. They stare at Evans before walking on down to the ring.

*Commercial Break*

Natalya comes out and says she thought she had some friends, Ronda Rousey being one of them. But she doesn’t know Ronda as well as she thought. However there’s one woman who has her back…

Nia Jax w/Tamina vs. Natalya w/Beth Phoenix

The match gets underway and Natalya kicks Nia but Tamina causes a distraction. Phoenix gets involved and attacks Jax in the ring.

Winner by Disqualification: Nia Jax

Phoenix clears Nia from the ring, then does the same to Tamina. Her and Nattie are left standing in the ring. After Jax and Tamina go backstage, they get into a brawl with Sasha Banks and Bayley. They’re all pulled apart by referees.

We’re back in the parking lot with a bunch of SUV’s. Batista steps out one of them. He’ll be out, next.

*Commercial Break*

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