Alexa Bliss beats ronda rousey cleanly
Ronda Rousey, the unstoppable killing machine who totally demolished Triple H at Wrestlemania, is set to face perennial cheater Alexa Bliss for the Raw Women’s Championship. Everyone knows that Bliss can’t step toe to toe with Rousey. There’s no way Bliss wins fair and square. But what if she does?
Thanks to her patented punch-and-DDT combo, Alexa is able to withstand the offensive onslaught of Ronda Rousey. Ronda is pinned clean in the middle of the ring. At Summerslam.
The next night on Raw, Bliss cuts a promo saying “when I beat Ronda all by myself at Summerslam, I realized that we, as women, are just as capable as men! I’ve been a good person this whole time. Women can do anything!” Rousey then comes out and says “Alexa, you beat me fair and square at Summerslam, and you’ve earned my respect.” They then shake hands.
Commissioner Stephanie McMahon makes her way down to the ring, mic in hand. “You know, I’m proud of us women. Women are stronger than they’ve ever been. It’s okay to be female.” She then announces that the Women’s Championship will be retired and that women can now compete for the WWE Championship. Alexa Bliss wins that title and holds it until she retires.