WWE Monday Night Raw Results – June 5 2017

Maryse is in the ring with a celebration! She introduces her “sexy, sexy” husband. The Miz comes to the ring and before he can speak, the fans chant “You Deserve It”.

The Miz says that chant would mean so much more if they didn’t chant it to everyone who wins a title. But they are right, he’s the only man worthy of the Intercontinental Championship. He says last night he exorcised the demon that was Dean Ambrose and has restored his reign. He raises a glass of champagne with Maryse to himself.

The Miz thanks Maryse for the celebration, particularly the dancing bear. Maryse thanks him but says she didn’t get the bear. They both say they didn’t get the bear, so then Miz runs over and attacks the bear, hitting a Skull Crushing Finale. The Miz grabs the bear and introduces us to Dean Ambrose…but under the mask it isn’t Dean. The Miz grabs the guy and tosses him over the top rope, saying at least he can say the IC Champion beat him up.

Next a courier brings out a giant box, and The Miz attacks it. Maryse screams at him to stop but he beats it with a chair and drops big elbows on the box. Finally he stops and pulls out a piece of a grandfather clock, broken. Maryse says it was a gift for him, because it’s as timeless as he is. Then she shoves the mic into Miz’s chest and runs off crying. The Miz gets angry and blames Dean Ambrose. He calls Ambrose out and the cameraman standing behind him the entire time, drops his camera and hat! Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on The Miz before grabbing the champagne and taking a swig.

We see Enzo coming to the ring for his tag team match, up next!

*Commercial Break*

Anderson and Gallows are in the ring as we return. Enzo Amore makes his way out. Enzo comes to the ring and says his usual stuff before saying he seems to be alone. However, he’s like 4G, he’s well connected and he found himself a partner, and he’s 7 foot tall…

Enzo dances around Show before giving him a microphone. Enzo says Big Show looks thin and asks if he has enough energy for this. Is Big Show joining 205 Live? Enzo says he weighs 206 pounds. The only time he cuts carbs is with a pizza wheel. Big Show looks irritated by him. Enzo talks about not being a genie and rubbing him the wrong way. Big Show then starts doing a mock Italian accent. Big Show says he’s like a bear whereas Enzo is like a bug-eyed squirrel. Big Show then does the “S-A-W-F-T” routine.

Enzo & The Big Show Vs. Anderson & Gallows

The bell rings, and Luke Gallows immediately big boots him down. Karl Anderson tags in, and he uppercuts and knees Enzo in the corner. Enzo avoids a running boot. Big Show is tagged in, and he clotheslines Anderson before knocking Gallows off the apron. Anderson eats another clothesline before Gallows runs in.

Big Show attacks Gallows and sends him into Anderson in the corner. Big Show then gives Anderson a Chokeslam. Enzo tags in and wants to do Bada Boom Shakalaka, but Big Show military presses him and throws him into Anderson for the win.

Winners: Enzo & The Big Show

Alexa Bliss will defend the WWE RAW Women’s Championship against Nia Jax, next.

*Commercial Break*

Enzo and Big Show are celebrating the win backstage when Big Cass walks up. Cass says it’s funny how he hasn’t been around in a few weeks and as soon as he goes down, there’s Big Show. Big Show says he’s a giant – he can’t sneak around and attack people. Enzo invites Big Show out, but he declines.

R-Truth is going to provide a rebuttal to Goldust. R-Truth quotes “A Few Good Men” and repeats lines from “Pulp Fiction” that he already said last week. Goldust is gonna get got.

Mike Rome introduces Alexa Bliss. Bliss looks very worried. Bliss says she deserves better treatment than she’s getting.

Nia Jax makes her entrance. The title match is next.

*Commercial Break*

WWE Raw Women’s Championship Match

(C) Alexa Bliss Vs. Nia Jax

Bliss tries to beg Nia Jax off at the sound of the bell. Mickie James and Dana Brooke make their way to ringside. Bliss avoids Jax and tries to beg her way out. Jax grabs her by the hair, and Bliss slaps her in the face.

Jax throws her across the ring. Jax throws her again, and Bliss goes to the corner. Jax avalanches her down. Bliss tries to jump on her back for a sleeper hold, but Jax pulls her off and hits a pair of elbow drops. Bliss quickly boots her back, but Jax avalanches her. Bliss rolls out of the ring to recover.

She crawls in front of Mickie James and Dana Brooke. Bliss shoves them, and James forearms her. That gets her disqualified.

Winner Via Disqualification: Nia Jax

Bliss is busted open on her lip with a big gash. Jax shoves James and Brooke away and puts Brooke in the ring. Jax hits James and Brooke again before getting in the ring. Bliss escapes the ring. Jax head-butts and elbows James and Brooke. Jax avalanches James in the corner before giving Brooke a Samoan Drop.

Paul Heyman is getting treated in the back by a doctor when the phone rings. It’s Brock Lesnar. Heyman looks worried. Heyman says he’s keenly aware of the fact. Heyman says this is what Brock Lesnar needs to do. Lesnar needs to instill the fear Samoa Joe doesn’t have into him. Lesnar needs to show up next week on Monday Night RAW. By “showing up” on RAW, he doesn’t mean just coming. It’s time to unleash The Beast.

*Commercial Break*

Samoa Joe makes his entrance and we see footage of his attack on Paul Heyman. Seth is out next and we see him confront Joe backstage earlier tonight.

Samoa Joe Vs. Seth Rollins

The bell rings, and Samoa Joe throws his towel in Rollins’ face before knocking him to the corner and punching him down. Joe knees him into the corner and clubs him down. Rollins punches him down, but Joe escapes and knees him. Joe goes for a powerbomb, but Rollins counters with a hurricanrana. Rollins chops him, but Joe head-butts him down before throwing him out of the ring.

Rollins quickly comes back in and chops him. Rollins hits the ropes, but Joe wipes him out with a back elbow. Joe talks some trash before trying to send him into the ropes, but Rollins sends him out of the ring. Rollins goes for a suicide dive, but Joe hits a snap kick to his head. Joe sends him into the barricade and kicks him in the chest. Joe gets him into the ring and jabs him down. Joe knees him back and chops him. Joe gets him in the corner and unloads with some jabs. Rollins tries to fight back, but Joe soon drops him on the apron. Rollins forearms him back and goes for a springboard move, but Joe hits the ropes to take him out. Joe avalanches him in the corner and hits a modified overhead kick.

*Commercial Break*

We come back from the break to see Joe standing over Rollins. During the break, Joe countered a Sling Blade and slammed him down. Joe forearms Rollins back and goes for an avalanche, but Rollins boots him in the face. Rollins goes to the second rope, but Joe rips him off. Rollins’ head whiplashes off the top turnbuckle. Joe applies a neck vice. Rollins fights up, but Joe hits an inverted atomic drop, a big boot, and a senton splash for a near fall. Joe applies an arm bar, but Rollins fights up and punches out before hitting a spin kick to the midsection.

Rollins hits the ropes, and Joe wipes him out with a snap scoop powerslam for a near fall. Joe chops away at him in the corner and grabs the leg, but Rollins punches him away. Joe punches him back, but Rollins takes him down with a desperation enzuigiri. Joe rolls out of the ring to recover. Rollins hits him with a suicide dive and gets him in the ring.

Rollins ducks a clothesline and hits a Sling Blade, but Joe quickly rolls out of the ring again. Rollins takes him out with a second wild suicide dive and gets him in the ring. Rollins hits a blockbuster and hits a third suicide dive after Joe rolled out of the ring. Rollins gets him in the ring and hits a springboard clothesline for a near fall. Rollins cannot believe it.

Rollins grabs Joe, but Joe elbows him back. Rollins comes back with a powerful falcon’s arrow for a near fall. Joe picks up Rollins, but Rollins counters into a sunset flip for a two count. Rollins rolls through and superkicks him. Rollins goes to the top rope, but Bray Wyatt’s video flashes on the screen. The lights go out. When they come back on, Rollins looks confused. Joe avalanches him and applies the Coquina Clutch for the win!

Winner: Samoa Joe

After the match, Samoa Joe raises his arms up. Rollins is bleeding from his mouth. Joe stands tall as we go off the air. Brock Lesnar makes his return next week!

That’s it for this week’s Raw, what did you think of the show? let us know in the comments below and be sure to come back tomorrow night for SmackDown Live and 205 Live!

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