Adam wilkinson



I'm here to give everyone something to think about. Some people consider Brodus Clay to be something great that the kids can enjoy, and that's my problem with it. That's all he is. Something for little kids to come in the ring and dance with. He's not an athlete, let alone a professional wrestler. He's a big, fat joke.

There are people who are silly at times and can entertain a crowd as well as put on a good showing for the audience. John Cena, perhaps? Chris Jericho? Talk about people who have been both entertaining and well-performing in the past. Heck, even Santino Marella can wrestle!

If you don't believe me, look at this past Monday Night Raw when he defeated JTG. His finisher was messed up. He bounced off the wrong ropes. If you're going for a body splash on somebody vertically lying on the ground to you, you can seriously hurt somebody. Thankfully he had some sense to twist in the air a bit. That was risky for JTG.

Call this a rant, if you will. That's precisely what this is. I'm sick of seeing the same 2 minute entrance every week, the same 2 minute match every week, and seeing a pure 10 minutes(including commercial) being taken away from better talent to watch some man jiggle in the ring. It's disgusting.

Some may agree with me, some may not. That's not something to focus on. Nobody can deny that his place is not in WWE or wrestling in general. He should be thanking his lucky stars that Vince McMahon likes big guys because I guarantee you if he was as terrible as he is and was 6'1", 220 lbs, he would be out of a job from WWE.

Now to end his parade of funky dancing and his little gal pals shaking their booties around to funk music, I say we put him on a PPV where he comes out and issues an open challenge answered by one of three people:

1) Ryback
2) Tensai
3) Goldberg

Any of these would be good to take the Funkasaurus down, but I'd prefer Ryback just to show he can find the power to lift 400 lbs over his head and drop it to the mat, no problem.

Back to the main topic, Brodus Clay is again, a joke. He works when he's in a dark, angry persona but the gimmick he has makes him less valuable than a jobber to true wrestling fans.

Thanks for reading and as always,
Stay Classy
Angela Arnold
This is true
  • July 18, 2012
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Jake "Mr. 24/7" Russell
I think you know how I feel already, but I respect your opinions as always.
  • July 18, 2012
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The Truth
As a father of 3 young boys that enjoy his act, you still have to give him credit as an entertainer. We are wrestling fans but this is now an entertainment company. I see nothing wrong putting him over this way then eventually getting down to seriously fighting just as with Santino who they are gett...
  • July 18, 2012
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Rob AfroBeast Huitt
I agree. He is much better as a heel.
  • July 18, 2012
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Jake "Mr. 24/7" Russell
VERY WELL SAID TRUTH!
  • July 18, 2012
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Friar Chuck Sunderlin
i would like to see him turn heel and see what he is really like. I also agree but isn't there at least one wrestler to appeal to the kids
  • July 18, 2012
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Jeremy Mitchell Banks
but you all must agree, he can dance lol
  • July 18, 2012
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Angela Arnold
Lol how random
  • July 18, 2012
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Bec
great blog...

Brodus actually makes me feel physically ill when i see him dance around in his ring gear. it is disgusting. they need to put some clothes on him, and give him a better gimmick.
  • July 18, 2012
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Jeremy Mitchell Banks
at least he isn't in a thong...i hope the hell they never put him in one.
  • July 18, 2012
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Bec
its bad enough as it is... i remember watching the season of NXT he was on, and he was running (well, trying too) and he came very close to a 'wardrobe malfunction'. ugh. and he needs a bra
  • July 18, 2012
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Pumbaa Zekunt
A ripped off gimmick for a tub of lard that jiggles...

Good blog... Brodus is a waste of airtime...
  • July 18, 2012
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Angela Arnold
It's pg so he won't be in a thong, back then probably yeah
  • July 18, 2012
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Dee Thomas
It's like Rikishi 2.0. But he's one performer who can get the kids involved so I'm with it I guess. All biggger wrestlers are better as heels because they can play the fierce big man role
  • July 18, 2012
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Kenderick Walker
if you watch brodus clay dance, hes not good at it. whats helping him look good on camera are those two trannys who go out to the ring with him every night. brodus was better off working with alberto del rio and ricardo. xD
  • July 19, 2012
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Erick Schreiber
For once, I just have no comment!
  • July 19, 2012
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